Crack my brain comes up with

Cracketh.

Killer: Hangman is a great game.

Allie: Why?

Killer: Because it teaches you that when you say something wrong, you'll end someone's life

Allie: Oh. That's educational-

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Man who insulted Dream: Where am I?

Nightmare: You're in my prison and you're neutered.

Man who insulted Dream: How dare you?! I'm gonna kill you!

Nightmare: *smirks* You don't have the balls to do that now!

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Allie: *glaring at a rubber ducky that isn't floating* You dense son of a b-

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Cross: 1. I woke up 2. I went to work 3. I saw my crush 4. I hugged my crush 5. I kissed my crush. 6. I cried. Choose the correct order

Epic: 3,4,5,1,6,2.

Cross: Dude, you understand me.

Epic: Bruh, of course I do.

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Killer: Boss! I know how to reduce our crime rate!

Nightmare: How exactly?

Killer: By removing all laws!

Nightmare: I'm in love with a fucking genius right now.

*Bonus*

Cross: *offended noises since Killer just stole his idea* >:0

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Horror: *attempting to learn Geography* What do you call the areas outside of India?

Ink: Outdia.

Killer and Dust: Pfft-

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Error: Why are you still alive today?

Ink: I was born and I can't die

Allie: I was born and I haven't died yet due to being banned from it by four people. Nightmare, Dream, my lover, and my best friend.

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Dream: We only live once Allie. Don't throw your life away.

Nightmare: Bitch, we live everyday and only die once.

Dream: ..... He's got a point there-

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Dust: We're all going to die

Allie: Gods I hope so

Nightmare: Allie no-

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Cross: Atoms never touch and we are made out of atoms meaning that we never touch anything. So no Nightmare, I did not drop kick Killer.