Crack my brain comes up with

Short Crack Cuz Why Not?

Allie: *chilling*

Body: *attacks me*

Allie: Ow! Hey! No! I'm non-binary you piece of shit!

Body: I don't give a fuck. Imma make you bleed bitch-

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Allie: *Watching Jacksepticeye*

Jacksepticeye: Take of yourself.

Allie: . . . Motherfucker- *pauses video and goes to take care of self* I HATE LIFEEEEEEEEEE!

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Allie: *bored*

Allie's mind: You have two options. Die or create a whole new thing and publish it but have a lot of anxiety and notice no one really cares about it/you believe no one cares about it.

Allie: *about to choose the death route*

Jess, Ari, and Nightmare: *Intense stare*

Allie: *chooses the create whole new thing and publish it route*

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Dream: Imma gay

Nightmare: Dream, we're all gay.

Dream: Oh...

Allie: Oh.... *goes to sad corner* SINGLE LIFE!

Cray: *tries to join in the single life corner*

Allie: Get your ass outta here! Go into the single forever corner that's filled with dead rats!

Cray: Why does everybody hate me?!
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Allie: My memory sucks anal jugs.

Jess: E-excuse me?

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Epic: Never gonna give you-

Allie: If you Rickroll me, I'm gonna give you up, I'm gonna let you down. Imma run around and desert you.

Epic: *nervous sweating* Alright bruh-

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Allie: Hey Siri, call me daddy.

Siri: I don't see a daddy in your contacts.

Allie: Well no, duh. My bio dad left me, ya dumbass-

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Cray: Why are you helping me right now?

Allie: Because I'm so emotionally numb I'll help just about anyone-

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Error: *Speaks angrily in Spanish*

Fresh: I don't speak Taco Bell

Ink: *Says something in French*

Fresh: I also don't speak croissant-

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Dream: Help me-

Nightmare: What's wrong?

Dream: Ink and Allie are high off their own ADD and I can't handle it!

Nightmare: . . . I wish you luck-

Dream: No please, you gotta help-

Nightmare: No. *shuts door*

Dream: NOOOOOO! NIGHTYYYYY! HELP!

Ink and Allie: *being idiots that are high off ADD together*

Dream: *sobbing*

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Allie: I ain't going to a hotel again

Dream: Why?

Allie: *shows Dream a YouTuber playing a game called "At Dead of Night"*

Dream: *scared* Yeah, I don't think I'm going to a hotel ever again too-

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