Crack my brain comes up with

Dream is baby OwO

*When Passive Noot Noot cheats in a game*

Passive Nightmare: *cheats*

Dream: Wait-

Passive Nightmare: I'm not cheating! I was just *insert explanation*

*When Dream cheats in a game(whichisrare)*

Dream: *cheats*

Passive Nightmare: *goes into hentai goop form* So you have chosen death.

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Cross: *cheats on Dream*

Nightmare: Hold my coffee.

Killer: Stab stab?

Nightmare: Yes, my inferior being, stab stab.

*Then Noot and Stabby boi named Killer stabbed Oreo to death. The end*

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Allie: *laying on the floor on my stomach*

Dream: Is she dead?

Nightmare: Physically no. Mentally yes. She did too much math that her brain gave up and she died.

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Nightmare: *walks in Cross's room* . . . What the fuck are you two watching?

Cross and Killer: *watching tentacle hentai together* Uhhhh....anime?

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Blue: I forgot to do my Spanish lesson today

Allie: 0-0 Stay away from meeee. I don't wanna die from a green, Spanish owl-

Blue: What the fuck?
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Allie: I'm going to go to bed at a reasonable time tonight!

*At nightime*

Allie: *staying up until 6 AM* . . . I'll go to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow-

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Allie: So you know how you can discontinue a book?

Dream: Yes?

Allie: Can I discontinue my life?

Dream: nO-

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Allie: I've been busy thinking about death....death....more death.

Ink: This crack is going back to the depressing side-

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Allie: *makes a new friend*

Friendo: *dating someone* Allie, you're lame. Single people like you shouldn't be my friend

Allie: ThAnKs NeW fRiEnDo WhO iS aBaNdOnInG mE-

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Ink: I wonder why Allie is sing-