Crack my brain comes up with

Crack before school happens tomorrow!

Dream: Birds do it. Bees do it. Even uneducated fleas do it. Let's do it!

Nightmare: *thinking Dream means sex*

Dream: Let's go hurtling straight into a glass door and die! *having a depression episode*

Nightmare: Dream, no-

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Dream: If no one likes you and you know it, clap your hands~

Allie: *claps her hands*

Everyone who likes me(Which is probably only a couple people): *slaps Allie for her clapping her hands*

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Geno: Allie, your hair is a mess.

Allie: *taking Dream's advice to be more positive* Yeah well so is my life but I still look cute as fuck.

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Nightmare: *walks to Dream, boops him, and then walks away*

Dream: What are you planning?

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UwU Dream: I'm a little bean. UwU

Dream: Call yourself a bean one more time and I will cook you like one.

UwU Dream: *scared*

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Allie: I may have accidentally started a cult....

Ink: What's it about?

Allie: Uhmm... you-

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Error: You can't harm me.

Ink: No, but I can annoy you~

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Sci: You're losing blood fast. Quick, what's your type?

Ink: *bleeding out* Tall, black, glitchy, man baby-

Sci: Your blood marrow type!

Ink: Oh, *looks at his wound* Black. Pretty sure it's ink-

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Allie: Is it too late to be an outcast again?

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Dream: Ink, you do impress me... by being a clueless moron all the time

Ink: That's not a compliment-

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Dream: Allie, what's your crack nicknames for the Bad Sanses?

Allie: Nightmare is Noot or Nootmare. Killer is Stabby boi. Horror is Hole-in-One. Cross is Crossy boi or Crossant. And Dust is Powder.

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Nightmare: Hey Allie, what's your crack nicknames for the Star Sluts?

Allie: Dream is Drem. Blue is Booberry. And Ink is... Ink's crackname is... Onk.

Bad Sanses: *wheeze*

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Allie: Bottom cult! *Is a part of Bottom cult*

Classic, Geno, Outer, Lotus/Cupcake, Sanity: *joins bottom cult*

Allie: This is not a lot of people-

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Allie: Top cult! *wants to know how many people are in the top cult*

Fell, Bill, Shattered, Reaper, Dust, Color, Fresh, Rurik: *is a part of Top cult*

Allie: 8 people in this cult. 6 people in the Bottom Cult.

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Allie: Switch Cult! *curious on how many people are in the Switch cult*

Blue, Dream, Ink, Nightmare, Passive Nightmare, Lust, Error, Cross, Epic, Killer, Horror, Flowerfell, Sci, Palette, Goth, Raven, Gradient, PJ, InSanity: *is part of the Switch Cult*

Allie: So many switches. So, so many. 19 switches. So we have 6 submissives, 8 dominants, and 19 switches.

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Killer: *holding knife to Allie's neck, trying to scare her*

Allie: Oh, nice.

Dream: *comes out of nowhere* Allie, you have school tomorrow!

Allie: *scared*

Killer: *feels bad for Allie*

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Ink: Allie, you look tired. Have some coffee! *hands Allie coffee, trying to wake her up*

Allie: *drinks coffee and then passes out since caffeine makes me sleepy*

Ink: How the fu-

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Swap! Allie: Call me something dirty~ *means something sexual*

Allie: You're.... A trash can :3

Swap! Allie: -_-

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(I start my first day of online school tomorrow qwq. I'm terrified-)