Crack my brain comes up with

Crac

Dream: So....Allie...have a crush on anyone?

Allie: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety!

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Geno: Okay, does anyone else find it strange that Dove makes chocolate and body soap?

Sci: Bic makes lighters and school supplies.

Lust: Yamaha makes motorcycles and pianos.

Reaper: I make you flustered and sexually frustrated-

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Killer: If Cross and I were both drowning, who would you save?

Nightmare: You morons can't even swim?

Killer: It's a hypothetical question. Who would you save?

Nightmare: My time and effort.

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Nightmare: Your ship name is now Apple Slices.

Dream and Killer: Huh?

Nightmare: You heard me. Bye-

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Classic: *freaking out about how many versions of him there are*

Fresh: Hey, take a chill pill broseph.

Classic: Stay out of this SanzyFresh-

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Cray: *exists*

Allie: The human body has 7 trillion nerves and somehow you manage to get on every single one of them.

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Ink and Shattered: *wakes up*

Shattered: What the fuck is that noise?

Baby Shink: *letting loose the whispering of the damn in her sleep*

Ink: *looks at the crib* It's our daughter-

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Dream: It's your favorite boy!

Nightmare: GET THE FUCK OUT OR IMMA IMPALE US BOTH!

Dream: qwq *leaves*

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Geno: Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile?

Reaper: *surprised Geno flirted* Maybe I am a camera. Stick around long enough and I might flash you~

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Shink: Just cute things! Comfy clothes, watering succulents, bLoOd RiTuAlS-

Goth: 0-0 Moooooommmmm I'm scareddddd-

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Ink: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this but you've been lied to for years!The reason why you drink water isn't to stay hydrated. It's so your bones stay wet! If your bones get too dry, your skeleton will hatch and you will explode!