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Ky: Are you religious? I'd like to introduce you to my religion!

Random Person: What's your religion?

Ky: *shows picture of Nightmare*

Random Person that has now become a Nightmare simp due to Ky: I'm interested

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Allie: I wanna hang myself...

Dream: Yeah! You should H.A.N.G yourself!

Have lots of fun

Always be loved

Never give up

Go seek help!


Allie: . . . I should of seen this coming-

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Dream: How do you sleep at night knowing that there are some people in the world who don't like you?

Nightmare: With no underwear in case they want to kiss my ass

Dream: *chokes since did not expect that answer*

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Nightmare: What state do you live in?

Allie: Constant depression-

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Dream: Hope!

Nightmare: No. Despair!

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Allie: I have an acronym for happy and it fits me perfectly.

Horny

Anxious

Paranoid

Problematic

Your sleep paralysis demon

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Allie: I wonder if people think I have kinks. And if so, what kinks do they think I have?

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(Yes I know it's short. Yes, the last crack on this episode is me genuinely being curious what kinks people think I have. Anyways, bye bye for now!)

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