Crack my brain comes up with

I have so much energy-

Cross: When you said "Magic in Bed", I didn't expect this.

Killer: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Cross: Holy shit-

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Nightmare: Dream! Is that a weed?!

Dream: No. It's the entire weed plant *consumes*

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Allie: Guys, off your phones! It's time to eat! *proceeds to pull out phone and watch YouTube while eating dinner*

Bad Guys and Star Sanses: . . . 

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Dream: Gay people can do anything!

Nightmare: I'm going to do arson!

Dream: Gay people could, but should not, do arson.

Nightmare: Gay people can, and should, commit arson =)

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News: This just in, ever man and woman on Earth will eventually die

Allie: ... *sighs* It's tough being an immortal *non-binary noises*

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Blue: Being cute is really hard, because even when you're angry, people will giggle and say, "Aww, you're so cute when you're mad~". Like no. Stop. RECOGNIZE MY POWER!

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Dream: Hey, Cross, would you- 

Cross: "Marry me?" Yes. "Grow old with me?" Yes. "Spend all eternity with me?" Yes.

Dream: . . . 

Cross: I would do anything for you, Dream.

Dream: Nevermind, I'll get the salt myself-

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Reaper: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Geno: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

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*Gradient and PJ enter Error and Ink's room*

PJ: We have come to bother you 

*PJ and Gradient jump on the bed*

Error: *wakes up* Go away crackheads-

Ink: *wakes up as well* They want to see you. Look at all these offspring you've created!

Error: More like a bunch of brats. Hey offspring, go clean the kitchen!

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Dream: Why are you sad?

Allie: I dunno...

Nightmare: So...no reason?

Allie: Oh no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one-

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Sci: I'm not gay, I'm straight.

Outer: *clasping his hands together* I'm about to change this man's sexuality-

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*Nightmare recruiting Killer*

Nightmare: What would you say is your greatest strength?

Killer: I'm great at flirting

Nightmare: . . . And what is your greatest weakness?

Killer: That beautiful eye of yours~

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Error: *cocks gun* Go to bed. This is no longer a request. This is a threat.

Insomnia Gang(Allie, Dream, Ink, and Nightmare): *Escapes*

Error: Dammit!

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(Texts)

Rainbow_Squid(Ink): *sends a voice message to Error*

Glitchy_Cat(Error): I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Rainbow_Squid: No, don't worry. Just listen later 

*later*

Error: *presses play on voice message*

Ink's voice message: I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A KITCHEN FIRE-

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Dream: Ink, you need a lesson in personal space

Ink: I dunno what you're talking about *proceeds to try and slip into Error's shirt and jacket while Error is still wearing it*

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(It's been so long-)