Crack my brain comes up with

Crack Zero with a hint of added vanilla :P

Allie: *On YouTube*

YouTube: *recommends video* "Vine video| TIME TO CUT THE HAIR" By Jacksepticeye

Allie: *watches it* Oh my god it's Sean from 7 years ago. Jeez this man has evolved a lot-

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Nightmare: I like my tea like I like my humans. Cold and unmoving.

Allie: I'm a human and I'm not cold or unmoving-

Nightmare: You are an exception. Now shush and let me enjoy my tea while sitting on this human I killed-

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Killer: My boyfriend is amazing!

Cross: Oh yeah? Well my boyfriend is amazingER!

Killer: Well my boyfriend is cooler!

Cross: NO MINE IS!

Nightmare: -_- Guys please, you both have the same boyfriend and it's me. I'm right here. You can just say you love me.

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Nightmare: It's beginning to look a lot like death day~

Cross: Everywhere you go~

Killer: Someone's just been stabbed, there's a bloody stain on your back~

Dust: And a corpse on your porch~

Horror: And every year it gets stolen~

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Allie: Haha, self-esteem and confidence go brrrrr

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Ink: Allie cheer for me louder!

Allie: Yay! *Whispering*

Ink: -_-

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Allie: You can't just magically make me feel better!

Passive Nightmare: *makes self exist in the real world*

Allie: :0 Nevermind-

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Error: *chilling in the anti-void*

Allie: *comes out of nowhere* You bitch. You caused the coronavirus, didn't you?!

Error: Uhhhhh, no?

Allie: Liar! You caused it so you would have another excuse to avoid being touched!

Error: Shit, you found out. Welp *kills Allie* No one must know-

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Horror: *Flirt*

Simp: Why are you flirting with me?

Horror: *Flirting intensifies*

Simp: *gets flustered*

Horror: *raises axe and murders simp* Works every time~

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