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UwU Blueberry: What does take out mean?

Dream: Food.

Lust: Dating!

Nightmare: Murder

Error: All three if you're not a coward.

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Shattered: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Yan: We got spring water

Shattered: NO.

Ink: with EXTRA minerals

Yan: It's like licking a stalagmite

Shattered: DON'T COME HOME.

Ink: Mmmmm cave water

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*Cross and Killer in jail*

Killer: Who should we call to bust us out of jail?

Cross: I'd call Nightmare, but I feel safer in jail

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Ink: You guys should try orange sherbert! It's good!

Yan: Okay!

Ice Cream Employee Named Steve: What flavors do you all want?

Ink: Orange Sherbert!

Yan: Caramel ice cream

Shattered: Caramel ice cream as well.

Ink: . . .

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Shattered: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Cross: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Blue: Anyone d-

Bean: Dead inside?

Passive: Depressed?

Ink: Drained of emotions?

Killer: Dumb?

Nightmare and Lust: Disliked?

Blue: done with your work...y'all need therapy-

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Nightmare: You seem familiar...have I threatened you before?

Swad: Constantly. Just love me darling!

Nightmare: WHO WANTS CHICKEN WINGS TONIGHT?!

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Classic: I need a nap.

Ink: Is that all you do?

Classic: Yup.

Ink: Okay then-

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