Crack my brain comes up with

Crack for you. Crack for me. Don't do Crack kids.

Dream: *looking around Nightmare's castle* Has anyone seen my cock?

Horror: *points at Nightmare's clothed pelvis*

Dream and Nightmare: *blushes*

Dream: Not that cock! My rooster!

Horror: Ohhhh... I ate it :3

Dream: qwq

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Nightmare: I killed everyone you love. What will you do now?

Ky: *thinks of a threat* I'll... I'll rape you!

Nightmare: *wheezing*

Allie: Nightmare! You aren't supposed to wheeze! Now we'll have to restart the scene again!

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Nightmare: *licks Dream's face*

Dream: *blushes* Uhmm...

Nightmare: I'm just tasting my dreams~

Dream: *flustered*

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Error: *licks Ink's face*

Ink: *blushes* What the fuck?

Error: I'm just tasting some Skittles~

Ink: Da fuck? *flustered*

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Allie: You remember one time I liked you?

Cray: No

Allie: Good. Cuz it never happened >:3

Cray: Oh...

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Ink: Hey Error

Error: What?

Ink: *forgets* Wait...

Error: Bitch don't-

Ink: Nevermind

Error: *groans of annoyance*

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Geno: *wiping mirror* This mirror's covered in shit. It won't go away. Oh wait, that's my reflection.

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Dust: *aims gun at Allie* Your money or your life!

Allie: *puts head close to gun* My life please!

Dust: Wh-

Allie: Please. *Pulls out wallet* Aw heck, why not give you money and lose my life?

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Blue: What's the easiest way to steal someone's purse?

Killer: Stab them

Bill Sans: Shoot them

Nightmare: Shove them into a highway.

Blue: Oooookay then-

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