Crackkkkkk

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Cross: *looks at Passive* He looks so handsome, so thoughtful...wonder what he's looking at

Passive (Non-corrupted Nightmare): *sitting and staring out the window, whispering to himself* Wednesday. Wed-nes-day? Whensday? Wendesday?

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Bean (My new name!): I wish someone would take me out....on a date! Or with a sniper. Either way I'd be happy.

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Bean: Hi guys!

Nightmare: Hey Allie.

Bean: *lays on the ground committing sad enby hours*

Killer: Nightmareeeeee.

Nightmare: *confused noises* What?

Cross: Dead naming? Shame on you!

Nightmare: No one told me Allie died and became Bean!

Dust and Horror: Shameeeeee on you!

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Killer: *in the hospital* You really put everything aside and came here for me? How did you get here so fast?

Nightmare: Several traffic violations, three counts of resisting arrest, roughly thirteen cups of coffee, and... oh yeah, I stole someone's motorcycle to get here faster.

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*raining gender outside*

Bean: *uses umbrella to refuse gender*

Genderfluid people: *willingly stands in the gender rain to collect all the genders*

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Bean: I like your shirt

Potential Future Kid: You can't wear it cuz you too fat

Bean: *confused and sad noises* 

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Bean: I don't wanna get married unless someone proposes to me with The Proposal Pokemon card.

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Killer: Uh boss? I think the bird has an unhealthy attachment to you.

Nightmare: *turns around to reveal Swad clinging to his back* Ya think?

Swad: *glares at Killer* You talkin' shit?

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Bean: I fear small dogs. One sounded like she was possessed by a demon from the ninth circle of hell. I now have trauma. 


Bean: Watch me get a small dog in the future like a dumbass-

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Dream: Don't let anyone ruin your day! It's YOUR day.

Nightmare: So ruin it yourself

Dream: *disapproving look*

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