Crack my brain comes up with

Crackkkkkyyyyy Timeyyyy

Horror: *walks in to a library and walks to the librarian* I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.

Nightmare: *the librarian cuz he needed money* Horror, you do know this is a library, right?

Horror: Oh, sorry. *whispers* I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.

Nightmare: *facepalms*

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Ink: You killed Cray, didn't you?

Error: *didn't kill Cray* Stop framing me for murder. Just because I murdered over a million people before, doesn't mean I killed Cray.

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Nightmare: How to kill people with kindness

Buy a sword

Name it kindness

Kill people with kindness

Dream: Nightmare no

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Allie: If I had a dollar every time someone on Wattpad called me ugly, I would be broke because everyone seems to think I'm adorable when I'm really not.

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Allie: Hush little laptop, don't you cry. Mommy's gonna find some more WiFi. An if that WiFi doesn't work, momma will destroy the fucking Earth.

Dream: *desperately trying to get the WiFi back to save humanity*

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Geno: *downstairs* ALLIE!

Allie: *in meh room* Yeah?

Geno: . . .

Allie: . . . YEAHHHHHHH?!

Geno: . . .

Allie: Ughhhhhhhhhh. *gets out of bed and heads downstairs to see what Geno wants*

Geno: *smirking* Love you sweetie.

Allie: . . . I hate you so much

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Teacher: We have a new classmate!

Normal female and normal gay students: Please, for the love of god, be a hot boy.

Normal males and normal lesbians: Please, for the love of god, be a hot chick.

Allie: Please, for the love of Satan, be Nightmare or Killer coming to either end my life or take me away.

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Allie: *gives the best relationship advice I can*

Also Allie: *not even in a relationship*

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Nightmare: *walks by*

Nightmare simps: No come back. We love you-

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