Crack my brain comes up with

:3 Crack

Killer: Thanks for the sandwich.

Horror: Oh for sure bro. Anytime. *eats sandwich*

Killer: I've been starving all day. *eats sandwich*

Killer's thoughts: Wait... no...

Killer: Horror?

Horror: What's up?

Killer: Aren't you a cannibal?

Horror: Yeah?

Killer: Then what was in my sandwich?

Horror: 0-0 *nervous laughter before running*

Killer: What the fuck was in my sandwich?! *chases Horror*

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Geno: I love watching the waves. *watching a beach scene on the TV Ink made him*

Reaper: I'm in love with you Geno~

Geno: . . . *screams and tries to run away*

Reaper: *hugs* :3

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Error: *sighs* I have no friends.

Blue and Nightmare: Bitch, what are we? Roaches?

Error: 0-0

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Ink: *dancing in the anti-void*

Error: *enters the anti-void* Oh I think I found myself a gay Skittle. How the fuck did you get here-

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Ink: If there's one thing in the house I know how to do, it's cooking.

Error: Alright. What are you making over there? Fire?

Ink: *looks at the fire and screams*

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Cross: Do you wanna have a bromance?

Epic: Isn't that kind of gay?

Cross: No it isn't anymore.

Epic: I'm walking out the door.

Cross: PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!

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Blue: When you wish upon a star~

Dust: Nothing happens.

Blue: qwq

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Geno: Hmm... *has to choose the cutest child*

Little Allie: *bleps*

Goth: *smiles cutely*

Palette and Raven: *making cute, pouty faces*

Shino: *exists*

Geno: I can't choose... and they are all mine now! *kidnaps all of the children*

Ink, Dream, and Ky: >:0 Our children!

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Allie: Who took my food?! *pissed off*

Horror: *nervous sweating*

Allie: Omae wa mou shindeiru

Horror: Nani?!

Allie: *yeets Horror into the trash can* >:( No stealing my food next time-

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Little Allie: *doing homework* . . . *looks at Reaper* Can you help me dad 2.0?

Reaper: Of course sweetie. *looks at homework* . . . *burns it* It's not going to hurt you anymore.

Little Allie: :D

Geno: *about to murder Reaper for burning Allie's homework for the 3rd time this week*

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Killer: I'm going to take your first born-

Dream and Nightmare: *protecting Shine*

Killer: Out for some ice cream because he's been a good kid :D

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Allie: *dating a girl*

Ink: *trying to find out about humans romantic life* So you like her, huh?

Allie: Yes.

*Timeskip to a few weeks later*

Allie: *dating Ky*

Ink: *blinks* So you like him now?

Allie: Yes.

*Timeskip to night time*

Ink: I don't get it. Do you like girls? Boys?

Allie: Yes.

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