Crack my brain comes up with

Cracky crack crack crack

Ink: Dream, what's this? *holds up a piece of paper*

Dream: My to-do list

Ink: It just says "Nightmare"

Dream: Mmhm.

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Allie: Three simple truths. 1. I'm untall 2. I'm talln't  3. All lives matter

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Kidnapper: *calls Nightmare*

Nightmare: Hello?

Kidnapper: We have your child!

Nightmare: I don't have a child?

Kidnapper: Then who just asked us to be happy?

Nightmare: Oh, Dream?

Kidnapper: Yeah! We have your child named Dream!

Nightmare: He isn't my child, he's my boyfriend. And you don't have him, he has you. Good luck~

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Ink: Hey Allie? What does PEMDAS mean?

Allie: Please End My Depression And Suffering

Ink: . . . I'm calling Dream-

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Nightmare: You'll never escape. Not now, not e-

Ky: Can I pet your tentacles?

Nightmare: ... What?

Ky: Can. I. Pet. Your. Tentacles?

Nightmare: ... Do you know who I am? I can destroy everything you lo-

Ky: Did I stutter? Let me pet them tentacles-

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Some random person: *About to ship Allie and Cray*

Allie: *comes into the random person's house* I might be a potato, but I have standards. Cray meets none of them

Cray: qwq

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Ink: *makes a new Au and then leaves*

Error: *enters new Au* Hello new Au. How's it going? I'm here to wreck and destroy everything.

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Allie: You do you. I'll do me. And we won't do each other. Probably-

Reaper: *blinks*

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Nightmare: I have an army!

Ink: Well I have Broomie!

Broomie: BROOMIE SMASH!

(*wheezing* What even is this crack?)

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Error: *talking about Ink* Oh he's so cute. He's so cute I wish he would go to hell and die! He's so cute.

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Allie: When there's no cops around, anything is legal!

Dream: No!

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Dream: Destiny and Adventure are calling!

Passive Nightmare: I wish destiny and adventure would lose our number...

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Error: How many Inks does it take to change a light bulb?

Ink: *about to answer*

Error: Just one. The real question is, how many ladders does he need?

Ink: *offended noises*

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Dream: Haha, I should have Nightmare kill you for that *joking around*

Nightmare: *comes out of nowhere* What was that?

Dream: *panicking* Nightmare, wait, I was just kiddi-

Nightmare: *already has his tentacles sharpened* Who dies?

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Epic: Damn, I wish I could have a cookie right now bruh.

Cross: *runs in the room with 100 boxes of cookies* I GOT AS MANY AS I COULD FIND FOR YOU DUDE!

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Dream: If Kirby absorbed you, what power would he get?

Allie: Depression

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Papercut: Unfresh, are you watching Furby porn again?!

Unfresh: Yes.

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Allie: *singing depressing songs again*

Dream: *concern*

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Ink: Being gay is kind of gay, ya know?

Error: Ink...you're gay and I'm guessing your either high or drunk-

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Allie: Danganronpa is the best way to learn murd-

Dream: *covers Allie's mouth* No! Do not tell anyone on the Bad Sanses that! Then they'll watch all the Danganronpa they can and use the murder methods!

Allie: -_-

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(I apologize for this crack episode XD)