Crack my brain comes up with

Croock Crack

Reaper: Hey Geno, want to see my boyfriend?

Geno: . . . *sad* Sure

Reaper: *pulls out a mirror*

Geno: ???

Reaper: :3

Geno: *realization* I-idiot...

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*During the Purge*

Allie: *runs outside* WHO'S KILLING ME?! WHO WANTS TO KILL ME?!

Nightmare: GET YOUR ASS BACK INSIDE BEFORE I YEET YOU INSIDE!

Allie: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(This was made when I was stressed from a test in school. I was high off stress XD)

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Sci: Starfish have mouths on their bottom side.

Allie: *blinks*

Ink: Don't mermaids wear starfish as bras?

Allie: 0-0 *goes to commit coma*

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Nightmare: My body count is over 10,000

Dream: Oh god-

Ink: Nightmare fucked so many people-

Nightmare: What?! No! I killed over 10,000 people you damn squid!

Ink: Mmmmm.... Nah. You fuck over 10,000 people.

Nightmare: ......... Fuck you-

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Normal People: *Listening to Jingle Bells and other happy, cheerful Christmas songs*

Allie aka me: *Vibing to "This Christmas, I'll Burn it to the Ground" by Set It Off and vibing to "Season's Greetings" by Linneah and vibing to "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Murder" by Yandere Dev*

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Passive UwU Nightmare: *holding corruption apple* Noot Noot OwO

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Allie: Hey, I'm sorry for not keeping in touch. I'm just sad and I don't wanna bother you with all my problems~ So I shut down and my brain just thinks that you'll hate me!

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Ink: Are we flirting or fighting right now? I'm getting mixed signals.

Nightmare: I'm gonna sink my teeth into your fucking throat!

Ink: . . . Still proving my point. Mixed messages....

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Ink: Error's such a good kisser.

Dream: I know, right?

Ink: . . . How would you know?

Dream: Because I was dared to kiss him.