Crack my brain comes up with

Crack for the Crackheads

Error: I swear if you die and I'm not the cause of it, I'll take your code and stomp on it! Got it?!

Ink: Yes sir.

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Nightmare: *standing by Dream* You see, between the two of us, there are a lot of fucks to give. It's just Dream is the only one with a lot of fucks to give.

Dream: *wants to argue but can't since it's true*

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Allie: If opposites attract, then why aren't hot people attracted to me?

Nightmare: One, because of your mental issues. Two, stop.

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Allie: Sub or dub?

Lust: No, it's supposed to be sub or dom.

Allie: *blinks*

Lust: *finally realizes Allie was talking about anime* H-huh?

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Random person: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Nightmare: Sad

Reaper: Sexy~

Ink and Error: Gay

Dream: Depressed

Allie: Also depressed

Geno: Dead.

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Hater: Dream and your little team of shits are lame.

Nightmare: *clears his throat* CHILDREN!

Horror, Dust, Killer, Cross, and Error: *appears*

Nightmare: *smirking sadistically* Have fun with your new plaything. Make sure you play rough.

*The hater then was brutally and slowly torn apart*

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Reaper: Sir, does your ass need a neighbor?

Geno: Can I consider this harassment?

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Blue: Guys, I'm back! How have you- WHERE THE HECK ARE YOUR LIMBS?!

Dream: What?

Blue: WHERE ARE YOUR LIMBS?!

Dream: I'm just sitting.

Blue: ... Oh my stars you're doing the cat loaf thing. Dream, you're limbs aREN'T SUPPOSED TO BEND LIKE THAT!

Dream: They're not?

Ink: This one is not on me. I did not tell him to do this.

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Dream: How the FUCK did you get arrested?!

Ink: I don't know! We didn't do anything!

Blue: When the police pulled us over and an officer said, "Papers?", Ink replied with, "Scissors!" and then drove off.