Crack my brain comes up with

It's been so long since I've written crack

Karen: Hold on young man, what is it you think you're doing with that child?

Nightmare: *holding a kid version of Allie* Are they yours?

Karen: No she's not

Nightmare: Then shut up. And it's a THEY, not she.

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Allie's therapists: Be yourself

Allie: I don't like myself though-

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Police: *pulls over adult Allie* Papers

Future Allie: *doesn't want a ticket* Scissors!

Police: Oh shit. Your free to go-

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Allie: Gonna be a good day, gonna have a good ti-

Parents: *misgendering me and not attempting to address me as a they/them*

Depression and Anxiety: *exists*

Boredom: *also exists*

Teachers: *not helping me with schoolwork*

Allie: I take that all back-

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Nightmare: Sometimes I question if Killer is just being Killer or if he's having a seizure.

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Allie: *pouting*

Horror: Aww, does baby want their bottle?~

Allie: Yeah. Go get me a bottle full of juice peasant-

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Nightmare: SHUT UP!

Killer: *uses sign language* 'TRY ME BITCH!'

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Error: E

Ink: E

Error: rror

Ink: rror.

Error: Error.

Ink: Ruru!

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Error, watching too much Undernovela: Alejense de mi! (Get away from me!)

Ink: Bonjour Ruru! (Hello Ruru!)

Error: Alejate pendejo!! (Stay away asshole!!)

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Dream: Nightmare...

Nightmare: Shut up, I'm trying to focus. *moment of silence* I've noticed that I've been too aggressive lately.

Dream: *has a knife in his spine from Nightmare* I've noticed.

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Ink: Why don't you guys invite me to birthday parties anymore?

Error: You puked on the cake.

Ink: That was only once!

Blue: That's all it took.

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Dream: Huh, they really don't seem to like us. *talking about Karens*

Ink: Maybe they're homophobic?

Dream: Ink, we're not gay.

Ink: We're not???

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Ink: So Allie, wanna explain why you have a private playlist on YouTube called "Oh No, I Simp-" and the majority of the content is me?

Allie: I...uhm...shit-

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Allie: *complaining about person who pissed me off*

Horror: Just eat 'em

Allie: Horror no.

Dust: Horror's right. You should just kill them

Allie: Dust-

Horror: And then eat them

Dust: Yeah

Allie: Guys no-

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