Allie: *having the casual insomnia episode, eating cereal at midnight* *starts questioning name* ....... I am not changing my name..... *thinks again* But I really don't like Allie as much since people have commented it's feminine and I kinda want a more gender neutral name...*considers names* Crap- Imma not be able to sleep and it's not because I'm an insomniac this time...
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Transphobe: You will never be a man!
Allie: Good.
Transphobe: *slightly confused* Oh, you're a trans WOMAN! Look at those fake big boobs!
Allie: *blinked* I'm not a woman either and plus this is all natural
Transphobe: *confusion* What the hell are you then?
Allie: Non-binary! They and Them!
Transphobe: *confused noises*
(I wish I could stand up for myself *sad non-binary noises*)
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*An AU where Nightmare is dead*
Killer, Dust, Horror, Cross: *uses a spirit board*
Dust: Nightmare, if you're truly here with us, tell us what heaven is like!
Spirit board: 'It's red and hot.'
Killer: Yup, that's boss.
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Therapist: You use humor to deflect trauma too much.
Allie: Thank you
Therapist: . . . That wasn't a compliment Allie
Allie: *trying to be less pessimistic* What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny!
Therapist: *long sigh*
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Allie: *has another name crisis same day at 1:30 in the morning* I just wanna sleeeeeep. *checks Nintendo Switch Lite and notices I've played 420 hours on Animal Crossing New Horizons* . . . Nice!
Fresh: *breaks in* I sense an unrad number!
Allie: *fearful screeching*
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(Yes. These were all just written just now. And yes, I'm actually having a name crisis)
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Crack my brain comes up with
AcakOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
