Crack my brain comes up with

I got some crack for you!

Dream: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Ink: This isn't lactose. This is milk.

Error: ... You're a fucking idiot-

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Passive Nightmare: To the people who told me to kill myself... *turns into goopy, sexy Nightmare*

Nightmare: Kill me yourself you cowards! I dare you~

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Dream: Repeat after me. School

Allie: School

Dream: Is

Allie: Is

Dream: Online

Allie: Online

Dream: Very good, now faster. School

Allie: School

Dream: Is

Allie: Is

Dream: Online

Allie: Online

Dream: School is online.

Allie: School is optional

Dream: No!

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Nightmare: Listen, I'm tired of you people saying I kidnap people all the time. I'm not kidnapping people. I surprise adopt them. Completely different from kidnapping.

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Pj: Dad, what's for dinner?

Gradient: Dad, I'm hungry.

Pj: Dad, we're hungry!

Gradient: Dad! What's for dinner?

Error: *inhale* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

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Dream: Okay, now what do we say when our life is crumbling around us?

Allie: *thinks*

Ky: It really do be like that sometimes.

Allie: *nods in agreement*

Dream: No!

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Allie: Can you get pregnant from sitting on your boyfriend's lap?

Ink: 100% yes.

Dream: 0-0 *sat on Nightmare's lap today*

Nightmare: -_- No Dream, you aren't pregnant.

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Lust: Hey, how much money do you have?

Fresh: 69 cents

Lust: (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know what that means~

Fresh: qwq I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggies.

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