Crack my brain comes up with

It'S cRaCk TiMe!

Dream: Do you even feel anything anymore?

Ink: I don't care

Dream: You don't care?! You're gonna die!

Ink: Well you know, what else is there to do?

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Allie: I was busy thinking about... Ky

Ky: *blooshes*

Allie: Food!

Food: *exists*

Allie: Ky again!

Ky: *blooshes more*

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Killer: Dude, I just read an article that says swearing can make you live longer.

Allie: I SHALL BE IMMORTAL-

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Ink: No no, don't touch me the-

Error: Ink I swear to god I will divorce you and take Gradient if you don't stop singing that Tik Tok song thingy.

Pj: What about me?

Error: Who the fuck are you?

Pj: qwq Why does no one love me?

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Dust: How long have they been like this? *points at Ky and Allie who are clinging to each other*

Nightmare: 5 hours, 7 minutes, and 45 seconds.

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Dream: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Allie: You did say to bring my grades up :3

Dream: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Allie: qwq

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Ink: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!

Ky: You did tell me to bring my grades up.

Ink: . . . I did. Good job!

Ky: :D

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Allie: I can't trust any of my therapists anymore...

Ky: Why?

Allie: The-rapists. Therapists

Ky: 0-0

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Cray: Breathe if you want to date me

Everyone: *stops breathing and ends up passing out*

Cray: Come on! I'm not that bad!

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Little Allie: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star-

Killer: Hope you get ran over by a car-

Little Allie: Hits you-

Nightmare: And you go really far-

Dream: *regrets letting Nightmare babysit Allie*

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Dust: Gimme one reason I shouldn't kill you right now!

Geno: Kill me.

Dust: .... Are you okay?

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Ink: *drinks toxic paint*

Dream: Ink no!

Ink: *drunk and high as hell* WeEeEe! RaInBowS aNd DiCkS!

Error and Dream: . . .

Allie and Ky: Pfft-

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Rurik: I love you.

Goth: You hardly know me.

Rurik: So?!

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Dust: Careful, someone here is possessed by an owl.

Horror: Who?

Killer: Exact-

Dust and Killer: *moment of realization that it's Horror* 0-0

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Allie: I witnessed something horrible...

Ky: What did you witness?

Allie: A zombie bit Karen...

Ky: Mmhm

Allie: And instead of Karen becoming a zombie... the zombie became a Karen.

Ky: Oh god-

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Allie: Shallie is dead!

Ky: You right...

Allie: Wait-

Ky: Shylie exists now! (Shylie= Shattered x Ky x Allie)

Allie: *flustered*

Shattered: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ky: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Dream: Now, what do you tell yourself when you're having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?

Ky: *thinks*

Allie: Yeet.

Ky: *nods in agreement* Yeet.

Dream: No-

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