Crack my brain comes up with

Crack...Yay!

Allie: Why are you all standing on chairs? Is it some sort of game?

Ink: Yeah, it's called "We saw a spider and now we don't know where it went"

Allie: *scrambles to get on a chair*

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Lust: I remember when I met someone who called me a slut just for existing

Horror: NAME.

Lust: What?

Horror: NAME AND ADDRESS.

Lust: Horror no!

Horror: HORROR YES!

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Ink: I don't think Error likes me....

Dream: That's a lie

Ink: How do you know?

Dream: Hey Error! There's a serial killer in the area!

Error: . . .

Dream: And they wanna hurt Ink!

Error: No.

Dream: See Ink?

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Future kid: Parent? I'm super straight.

Future Allie: Where did I go wrong?

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Allie: *goes toMcDonald's* Can I have a Sad Meal?

McDonald's Employee: *confused noises* What?-

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Lust: I hope Allie is okay. They've been more quiet than usual today.

Lust's horny side: I bet they won't be very quiet if you pin them to a wall~

Lust: Holy shit, now is not the time you satanic horndog!

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Nightmare: I said we were gonna fight and you said what?

Dream: Knock my ass out. I need a nap.

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Allie: It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this~ I don't like the cold~ I hate the fucking snow, it just has to go, because I'm going to go fucking insane~

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Dream: Alright, I need you to swear-

Ink: Fuck!

Dream: Swear as in promise-

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Lust: So Allie, how are you?

Allie: I'm-

Horror: Me? I'm alright!

Lust: . . .

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Allie: *looks down* Oh Cray, I found something! *lifts up middle finger* Fucka you!

Cray: -_-

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Allie: Nightmare, you're blocking the view.

Nightmare: Bitch, I am the view.

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Dream: *trying to be impressive* Look how thicc I am *not thicc at all*

Lust: Sorry Dream, I've seen thiccer-

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Allie: *laying face down on the floor, not moving*

Blue: Allie, you can't just do the "corpse" position for the entirety of yoga!

Allie: *looks up* Watch me-

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Fresh: *walks into a room* Sah dude?

Allie: *looking up summoning spells*

Fresh: *leaves* Nah dude

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Jacksepticeye: *hits whiteboard* LAUGH!

Mute Person: *angrily signing* I CAN'T!

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Swapfell Allie: Remember to drink water!

Allie: No.

Swapfell Allie: Then become the dirt I walk on-

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Allie: Demon possession is just hacking someone's irl account.

Nightmare: What's your SOULcial security number?

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Karen: So let me get this straight-

Lust: More like, let me run this bi you

Allie: Let's see how this pans out

Killer: I'm gay

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Allie: *singing "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco* Yes, but what a shame, what a shame that the poor groom's bride is a-

Fresh: *comes out of nowhere to make it kid-friendly* SMORE!

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Nightmare: Could ya take out the trash?

Allie: *walks outside and jumps into the trash can*

Nightmare: ALLIE NO!

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