So much crack it's unreal-

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Someone: *needs a break*

Allie: *encourages them to take a break*

*A while later*

Allie: *needs a break but refuses to because procasinates and is stubborn as fuck*

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Nightmare: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing.

Dream: But ya didn't

Nightmare: Alright, let's go.

Dream: *confused since he ended the meme* Go where?

Nightmare: *smirking* To the street corner.

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Killer: You make 10 tacos, you are not a cook.

Blue: *offended*

Killer: You make 20 art pieces, you are not an artist

Ink: *offended*

Killer: But you kill ONE PERSON-

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Allie: *vibing* Do I remember?

Allie: *realization hits* No-

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Little Allie: *playing doctor with Cray since they had no choice* The results are in.

Cray: So, what are my results doctor?

Little Allie: You....are on my last nerve =)

Cray: Seriously? *unimpressed*

Little Allie: It's very sewious.

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Future Allie that has a lover: *comes home with Taco Bell* I made you dinner :D

Lover(That I'll never have): That's Taco Bell. You didn't make it-

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Ink: What's that? I just thought that someone above the national average height said something. *laughs before becoming serious* You disgusting tall man, shrink.

G(Echotale Sans): *sighs*

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Ink: My memory is so fucked up.

Dream: How bad is it?

Ink: How bad is what?

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Person: *compliments Allie and Passive Nightmare*

Allie and Passive Nightmare's thoughts: Their making fun of me-

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Allie: *casually watching YouTube*

YouTube: *recommends me a video with Drepic(Dream x Epic) in it*

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