Crack my brain comes up with

Depressing Crack and Funny Crack. Mostly funny-

Allie: Nom nom *noms on air*

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*Based on a real conversation...*

Kyky: Nnnnnooooo Geno I don't need slep! I drank all de coffee in deh world.

Tsundere Potato: Go slep slep ya flirty baka. Ya need slep slep to use vacuum that goes succ succ

(This is what happens when a wild Allie is slep deprived)

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Geno: Whyyyyyy am I, falling forrrrr youuuuu?

Reaper: Cuz I'm sexy and ya know it~

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Allie: Reaper, if you keep following your dream, they're going to file a restraining order.

Reaper: *stalking his dream* I doubt th-

Geno: *about to file a restraining order*

Reaper: No! *tackles Geno*

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Blue: If you ever have a bad day, just know that deep down, I care about you

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Allie: If you ever have a bad day, just know that deep down, we all want to die.

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Sci: *Back with Fell's test results* Well done. Here are the test results. "You are a horrible person." Huh, we weren't even testing for that. 

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Yan Blue: I'm like Santa Claus

Dust: How?

Yan Blue: Well, I see you when you are sleeping. I know when you're awake~

Dust: *slightly scared*

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Allie: I just realized I fear people forgetting me.

Ink: Yay! We can suffer together!

Allie: Yay!

Ky: *forgets Allie*

Allie: *suffers immediately*

Ink: *suffers even though he doesn't have to*

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Allie: Hang in there! Beat your competition! You're a cut above the rest! Delete your sadness!

Dream: *has a feeling like the crack writing is taking a dark turn*

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Sanity: Why do I exist?

Allie: To suffer

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