Bean: Wooo!
Passive: Gotta stay busy!
Nightmare: Working!
Bean: Roleplaying with acquaintances and friends!
Passive: Because if we aren't busy...
Bean, Passive, Nightmare: We're alone with our anxiety-filled and trauma-filled minds...
*Static noises*
Bean, Passive, Nightmare: Yeah! Busy! *fake happiness noises*
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Bean: *walks into bathroom* Huh?
Mirror: "Remember you have to validate yourself with positive words!"
Bean: . . . DREAM, WHY ARE YOU WRITING ON THE BATHROOM MIRROR WITH KETCHUP?!
Dream: That wasn't me...
Bean: Who was it then?
Passive: *snickering noises from far away*
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Passive: *goes to bathroom and yelps as a bunch of heart pillows that says "Love Yourself!" on it collapses on him*
Passive: . . . BEAN!
Bean: REVENGE IS MINEEEEEE!
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Dust: When I was in highschool, I had a crush on this guy but didn't know how to deal with it...so I wrote him a letter that just said, "Get out of my school".
Horror: That was you?!
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Killer: So how did you and Blue become friends?
Horror: I kidnapped him for a mission and he fed me food so I let him escape.
Killer: *unamused*
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Bean: *takes a quiz*
Quiz: You are a people pleaser to the core and it's damaging you. You're the one who had to grow up way too soon. You blame yourself for things out of your control. You constantly change your personality to please others that you barely know yourself. You care so much that your body can't handle it.
Bean: *offended noises* I didn't want to be called out! This is a personal attack!
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Passive: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your jacket on, this is our jacket.
Cross: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks you own, I don't wanna hear a single complaint.
*Bonus*
Passive: Bitch, that's not how that works. Your clothes are our clothes. My clothes are my clothes.
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Nightmare: Relationships should be 50/50. Horror makes me dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Dust: Cross, for the love of Satan, turn down that music! I have a damn hangover!
Cross: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem!
*Bonus*
Nightmare: So you say Cross died from a natural cause? How is being crushed by two big and broken stereos natural?
Dust: They fell from gravity and Cross didn't dodge fast enough *grins sadistically*
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Blue: Don't stay up all night, Ink. Last time you got this sleep deprived, you tried eating your own clothes.
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*Kross in a nutshell*
Cross: You're an idiot.
Killer: That's the charm!
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Dream: What are you in the mood for?
Cross: World domination
Dream: That's unlike you...
Cross: You're my world.
Dream: Awww...
Cross: *pure silence, waiting for Dream to realize what he means*
Dream: *sudden realization and blushes* OH
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Ink: When will Ted himself finally show up to the talk?
Bean: *gasps* Final boss....
Sci: You guys know that TEDtalks stands for Technology, Entertainment, and Design talks, right?
Ink: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
Sci: *sighs in disappointment*
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Dream: When I was your age-
Blue: *mocks Dream* When I was your height.
Dream: *grabs a baseball bat* Time to shatter some kneecaps!
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Killer: What are you writing?
Nightmare: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
Cross: *looks over Nightmare's shoulder* This just says 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy...
YOU ARE READING
Crack my brain comes up with
AléatoireOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
