Crack my brain comes up with

Crack!

Allie: *crying and depressed*

Ky: Allie what's wrong?!

Nightmare: *sips on coffee* She binge-watched DDLC(Doki Doki Literature Club) again.

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Nightmare: I'm cold, heartless, and no longer capable of feeling positive emotions or compassion.

Dream: *exists*

Nightmare: *nosebleed* Shit-

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Error: Kiki, do you love me?

Ink: Yes.

Error: Would you ride me?~

Ink: *blushes* I...yes.

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Dream: I'm fine

Passive Nightmare: *eats black apple and becomes goopy boi*

Dream: I lied. I'm dying inside :,D

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Officer Reaper: So, what are you in jail for?

Killer: Stealing a hamburger and killing a whole bus full of people. The hamburger is more important then the bus though.

Officer Reaper: What was the bus full of?

Killer: Fortnite kids.

Dust: Why are you in jail then?

Killer: That's what I asked!

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Dream: Sleep

Ky and Allie: Huh?

Dream: *takes a deep breath* Go sleep

Ky: Ahhhhh...

Allie: Don't sleep!

Dream: *chases Ky and Allie, trying to get them to go the fuck to sleep*

Allie and Ky: *running away*

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Dream: Ugh, I only got 7 hours of sleep last night.

Blue: 7? I only got 6!

Ink: 6? I only got four!

Sci: Wait, you guys get sleep?

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*Before Reaper and Geno were dating*

Reaper: *holds Geno's hand*

Geno:  *being over-dramatic* AHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS-

Reaper: Look everyone! We're dating now!