Reaper: I just want you for my own~
Geno: Please leave me the fuck alone-
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Nightmare: Okay kids, drink your juice!
Dust, Cross, Horror, and Killer: *doesn't drink juice*
Killer: I watched you pour bleach in the juice.
Nightmare: Drink. Your. Juice.
Killer, Dust, Cross, and Horror: *scared for their lives*
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Ink: *gets on the Undernet and starts typing* 'Snake bite leg. What to do?' *searches*
Undernet: Elevate and apply pressure
Ink: *lifts up the snake that bit him* Apologize or else.
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Error: I am proud to identify myself as a morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses only.
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Nightmare: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *yeets water bottles at all his teammates*
Cross: Uhm....
Killer: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Nightmare: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Cross: *cries tears of happiness and proudness* It's working.
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Dream: You're like McDonald's breakfast.
Nightmare: *confused*
Dream: I'm loving it all day
Nightmare: I'm McBreaking up with you.
Dream: qwq
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Ink: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
Error: *filming Ink* Just push harder.
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Papercut/Fell! Paperjam: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
PJ: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Papercut: . . . You okay?
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Geno: I'm such a piece of trash.
Reaper: And as an environmentalist, it is my duty to take out the trash. Is 7:00 PM okay?~
Geno: *flustered*
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Nightmare: *goes to where Cross is*
Cross: *never met Nightmare before* fhviuhfeivuhreu PlEaSe DoN'T pUt YoUr EgGs In Me!!!
Nightmare: *regrets coming to the negativity source*
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Error: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Ink, Dream, and Blue: *knows Error is lying*
Error: Ha! Just kidding, I have killed many Au's!
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*In an Au where Dream and Passive Nightmare aren't brothers. Nightmare/Corruption and Passive Nightmare are brothers while Shattered and Dream are brothers*
Passive Nightmare: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Dream: Because you're sweet and funny!
Passive Nightmare: My brother Corruption says I'm bitter and grumpy. So one of you is lying.
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Ink: *introducing Error to a new person* This is Error. My ex-boyfriend!
Error: You've got to stop introducing me like that. *looks at new person* I'm his husband.
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Dream: *sends something to Nightmare at 3am to see if he's awake*
Nightmare: *replies immediately*
Dream: *texts Nightmare* What are you doing up? It's 3 in the morning. You need 8 hours of sleep. Your health is IMPORTANT! Go to sleep, love.
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Cross: What if the sex toys were alive in Toy Story?
Nightmare: Cross no-
Killer: You got a friend IN me~
Dream: *spits out water from what Killer said*
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Passive Nightmare: Dream made me feel things.
Nightmare: What things?
Passive Nightmare: Feelings.
Nightmare: He made you feel feelings?
Passive Nightmare: *nods*
Nightmare: What a bitch-
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Crack my brain comes up with
De TodoOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
