Goth: I have so many followers
Wish: Ooo! On what app?
Goth: App? I'm the leader of a cult.
Wish: 0-0 I gotta go-
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Allie: I'm like a newspaper.
Sci: Explain.
Allie: New issue every day.
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Sanity: You're eating a taco?
Allie: Mmhm.
Sanity: So eating a taco is more important than bringing Dye to the ER since she just got hit by a car?
Allie: . . . Maybe-
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*At 6 AM*
Dream: Oh! Good morning! I didn't know you were an early bird.
Allie: I'm not. I'm going to bed now.
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Shink: Spill the tea!
Smudge: *spills actual tea*
Shink: That's not what I meant!
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Blue: *Slowly opens a bag of Cheetos but accidentally makes a sound*
Allie: *Dashes to Blue* Cheetos!
Blue: Can't I have my Cheetos in peace?!
Allie: *Steals Cheetos* Nope! *Dashes away*
Blue: Mother fucker-
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Allie: Nightmare, I thought we were close. I thought you cared about me. I thought we could get through anything together. But this? This is.... cruel. How could you do this to me?
Nightmare: Allie, please stop and eat your vegetables like I asked you to.
Allie: *sobs while eating corn* This is betrayal.
Nightmare: It's for your own good.
Allie: b e t r a y a l
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Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month-
Allie: No returns.
Satan: Please? It's making me depressed-
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Allie: Sometimes, I just feel like dying
Passive Nightmare: What?
Allie: But then I look at you and remember if I die, I won't be able to see you.
Passive Nightmare: Oh *flustered*
*Alternate version*
Allie: Sometimes, I just wanna die.
Passive Nightmare: Same.
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Dream: Son of a Ink!
Blue: Don't you mean son of a bitch?
Dream: Ink is a bitch. So I didn't misspeak.
Ink: *offended noises*
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Allie: To whoever stole my Taco Bell, I will-
Passive Nightmare: I did.
Allie: I will go through drive thru and get some more for me-
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Classic: *Finger guns Allie* Ayyyyy
Allie: Pull the trigger.
Classic: Uhhhhhhh-
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Allie: *ranting about my favorite anime*
Nightmare: Shut up.
Cray: Yeah! Shut up!
Nightmare: *glares at Cray* I will kill you. Allie, keep on ranting!
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Allie: *watching Markiplier on laptop*
Markiplier: *Playing Hearts and Heroes* Okay Google-
Google on my laptop: *Pops up and waits for me to say something*
Allie: *Confused on how Markiplier triggered my Google* 0-0
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Allie: Hey Google, I'm non-binary.
Google: Also, you're awesome and talented.
Allie: qwq I'm not but thanks-
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Allie: Hmmm... Hey Siri, I am non-binary.
Siri: I don't understand "I am non-binary." Would you like me to search it up?
Allie: -_- No.
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Someone on Twitter: *makes a Nightmare Shimeji*
Allie: *Finds it absolutely adorable and downloads it before attempting to activate it*
Allie's Chromebook: Sorry, this is not supported on this device
Allie: *sobs* I just wanted a little Noot on my computer to walk around and climb and sit and squeak when it falls qwq
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Everyone: *names their books "Shitty art"*
Allie: *visible confusion since this art is excellent in every way* Have they not seen my art? That's shitty art, not this-
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YOU ARE READING
Crack my brain comes up with
عشوائيOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
