Allie: I kinda have a crush on someone but I can't tell you who it is or you'll be upset or hunt them down and kill them.
Nightmare: Just rip the bandage off
Allie: Lust
Nightmare: *Mama Nootmare mode activated* Put that damn bandage back on while I go hunting.
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Lust: My heart is guarded....poorly. It's like if a man let three kids in a trenchcoat go and watch a rated R movie. That's how well my heart is guarded.
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Allie: I'm dating again :D
Nightmare: Welp, you boys know what to do. *walks away*
Murder Trio: =) *stalks Allie constantly to protect them*
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Allie: *gagging* Salt water tastes so bad
Horror: You mean seasoned water?
Allie: *confused and concerned enby noises* No?
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Little Allie: You ever....make chocolate milk with water instead of milk?
Allie: No?
Little Allie: I don't recommend it, it doesn't taste good.
Swap Allie: What does it taste like?!
Little Allie: Watered down chocolate
Little Swap Allie: Choccy water
Fell Allie: *glares at Little Swap Allie* Never speak again.
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Allie: *texting at 3 AM* My neighborhood is being invaded by geese. There are so many of them in this one area and they all started honking at the same time. I think it was their battle cry.
Also Allie: *doesn't get a text back cuz it's 3 AM*
Also Also Allie: These messages aren't sending, which leads me to one conclusion. The geese know I'm on to them and have cut off the WiFi so I don't warn others. If something happens to me, it's the geese.
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Allie: Welp, your health is in check but there is no cure for dumb
Ink: What?
Allie: You can trust me, I have a PhD in Googling.
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Killer: Hehehe, sorry but boss asked me to get answers out of you two anyway I have to~
Swap Allie: You'll never make us talk!
Allie: Yeah!
Killer: Are you sure about that Mrs...Mr? Mx? What's your pronouns?
Swap Allie: Bruh, you are literally about to torture us.
Killer: Your point being?
Allie: Mx. They/Them. Non-binary
Killer: Alright Mx Allie, time to make ya talk
Allie: *willingly shares information cuz feels validated*
Swap Allie: You fool! You fell for his trap!
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Error: Oh shit! I dropped my needle!
Allie: Well I dropped my will to live.
Dust: *begins to play laugh track he has for no reason*
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RandomOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
