Nightmare: Hey Siri, call daddy.
Siri: Which one? *shows Dream, Killer, and Cross's contact*
Nightmare: . . .
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Dream and Nightmare: *arguing*
Dream: I beg to differ-
Nightmare: Then beg.
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Ink: Another one bites the dust!
Horror: *noms on Dust*
Dust: Why?!
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Cross: NiGhTmArE hElP
Nightmare: *comes out of his room* What the-
Horror, Dust, and Killer: *surrounding Cross with cows while chanting* Submit yourself to cows.
Cross: *sobbing*
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Nightmare: Why are you crying?
Allie: I dropped my poptarttttt *sad*
Nightmare: Suffer.
*Later*
Nightmare: Why are you crying?
Horror: I dropped my foooooood-
Nightmare: Me and the others will buy food for you
Allie: >:0
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Killer: I killed 20 people this week.
Error: I destroyed an Au today.
Simp: I pushed Horror down the stairs!
Error and Killer: *offended gasps*
Dust: Bitch- *kills simp* No one pushes the baby-
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Ink: Error?
Error: *glaring at Broomie* Ink is mine you basic bitch-
Ink: *confusion*
Broomie: *exists*
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Ink: *getting on Dream's nerves*
Dream: Can I politely kill you?
Ink: Uhhhhhhhhh-
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Geno: So....why did you get fired from the Great Wall Buffet? (It's a Chinese place that has delicious food. By delicious food, I mean their Chinese Donuts because that's all I eat there XD)
Reaper: So I may have made all the fortunes have the number 69 in them-
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YOU ARE READING
Crack my brain comes up with
De TodoOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
