Allie: Star Sanses reaction to being told that they're a father!
*Bleep*
Allie: Blue! You're a father!
Blue: Yay! I can take care of the little one and love them and *talks about what he would do to make sure the baby feels loved*
*Bleep*
Allie: Ink! You're a father!
Ink: *blinks* I thought I was the mother of Gradient....
Allie= You are. But you're the father of the baby that's in meh!
Ink= But we never fuc-
Allie: I give up on this joke-
*Bleep*
Allie: Dream! You're a father!
Dream: Wait... are you pregnant?
Allie: Yes *lies*
Dream: One, did I accidentally take your virginity? And two, WhY tHe FuCk dId YoU aLlOw Me tO fUcK yOu?!
Allie: *dying of laughter* I was just joking!
Dream: *grabs a wooden spoon* Imma beat your ass-
Allie: *runs away while screaming*
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Random Person: Dream, Nightmare, you're smelly and I hate you.
Nightmare: *offended* How dare you?
Dream: qwq. What the fuck! I'm not smelly! I showered.... A week ago. I don't smell!
Nightmare: That is disgusting! *drags Dream to the bathroom*
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Dream: Allie, are you okay?
Allie: No. I wanna roleplay with Ky but I'm too afraid to ask-
Dream: *sigh* Of course you are since you have so many mental health problems-
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Blue: Is it possible to get high off souls?
Sci: *visible confusion and concern*
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Geno: Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die.
Reaper: Come watch tv-
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Dream: Uhm, should we maybe stop somewhere and get you a coffee? Maybe splash a little water on your face, or...?
Ink: If I wanted to be soberrrrr, I wouldn't of gotteennnn drunkkkk!
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Dreammare haters: Stop dating your brother!
Nightmare: Well now I'm going to date him harder!
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Allie: *points behind Killer* Shark!
Allie and Killer: *crouches down and then stands up*
Killer: *points behind Allie* Bear!
Allie and Killer: *crouches down and then stands up*
Allie: Nightmare! *points behind Killer before crouching*
Killer: *dabs*
Nightmare: *visible disappointment*
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(Very very short :3)
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Crack my brain comes up with
De TodoOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
