Allie: Well, well, well...if it isn't my old friend...the dawning realization I fucked up badly-
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Goth: Now go apologize to dad before he cries long enough to flood the entire house.
Geno: Fine. *goes to Reaper* 'Unfuck you' or whatever-
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Ink: What if the guy who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Blue: Pregnancy Tests are Maybe Babies
Classic: Socks are Feeties Heaties
Horror: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Dream: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Allie: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Lust: Postage Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Nightmare: Each and every one of you are disappointments.
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Fanon Ink: You're asexual so how are you able to enjoy reading, watching, or drawing sexual stuff?
Canon Ink: The same way I'm able to enjoy watching horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin of teenagers.
Horror: ....You can enjoy horror movies without murdering an entire cabin of teenagers?
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(In a text message)
GlitchyBitchy: Who are you? Someone changed my contacts?
Arthoe: What is it rn?
GlitchyBitchy: "Arthoe" Oh wait, this one stayed the same. Nvm.
Arthoe: Wait wtf?!
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Flight Attendant: Before landing, make sure all small things are secure
Dream: *holding Passive close to him* Do you feel safe beside me?
Passive: You're slightly smaller than me!
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Allie: *got shot by a Karen* At least I'm going to die doing something I love.
Dream: And that is?!
Allie: Pissing off a Karen by being non-binary
*Alternative*
Passive: At least I'm going to die doing something I love
Error: And that is?
Passive: Dying.
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Cross: *minding his own business, looking for tortilla chips* *Finds tortilla chips*
Dream: See Allie? He knows what he's here for. He knows what he's doing. Be more like him. MAKE A DECISION ALLIE!
Allie: *indecisive and has ADD* But you see...the problem is... I can't.
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YOU ARE READING
Crack my brain comes up with
RastgeleOh boy is there a lot. This mostly has Sanses and me cuz why not.
