Crack my brain comes up with

Crack? Yes please-

Kinder Nightmare: Welcome to my kingdom. How tough are you?

Error: How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I AM LITERALLY THE DESTROYER OF AU's! I'M LITERALLY PLANNING ON KILLING YOU!

Kinder Nightmare: Yeah, you're not tough. How about you?

Kinder Dream: I went to bed at 10 last night instead of 6:30 :3

Kinder Nightmare: You're pretty tough. You can be in my kingdom!

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Gaster: *kicks door down* My children, I have brought milk back from my five year trip to the store!

Classic: 0-0

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Blue: Today is a good day! Let me see what day it- *sweats* Oh no. It's April 1st. That means-

Carrot: *opens door slowly with a smile* Hello brother.

Blue: Paps no. Please no. God no.

Carrot: What's wrong bro? "Water" you scared of?

Blue: *fearful noises*

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Dream hater: Aw, you look so cute. *being sarcastic*

Dream: *slaps them* Bitch, I'm adorable.

*Meanwhile in a castle*

Nightmare: . . . CROSS! KILLER! SAY YOUR FUCKING PRAYERS NOW! I KNOW YOU TWO TAUGHT DREAM TO SAY BITCH-

Cross and Killer: *starts saying prayers*

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Sanity: Don't

SanityTale Frisk: Don't

Sanity: Do

SanityTale Frisk: Do

Sanity: A

SanityTale Frisk: A

Sanity: Genocide Run.

SanityTale Frisk: Genocide Run.

Sanity: Don't do a Genocide run.

SanityTale Frisk: Commit Genocide till you go insane!

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*Game night....*

Dream: Win this for the Au's!

Ink: FOR THE AU'S!

Nightmare: Win this because I told you to.

Cross: BECAUSE HE TOLD ME TO!
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Ink: Allie is high.

Dream: She's taking drugs?!

Ink: What? No! She's high off of Danganronpa 2 and high off Nagito-

Dream: The fuck?

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Lust: Take me to an art museum to make out with me