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Allie: Order! Order in the court! *bangs gavel*

Horror: I'll have a Big Mac and fries-

Allie: *trying not to laugh* Not that kind of order

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Ink: Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One...two...three!

Ink: . . .

Allie: . . .

Ink: I'm disappointed in both of us-

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InSanity: I don't get mad!

Dust: *about to say bullshit*

InSanity: *pulls out knife* I get stabby. And I want to stabby Dust.

Dust: *hides behind Nootmare*

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Allie: What would you like to do?

Passive Nightmare: Take over the world!

Allie: Uhm... I meant more of an activity you and Dream could do...

Passive Nightmare: Killing sounds fun :3

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Geno: Can we get coffee?

Reaper: Is this a date or is it because you'll end up strangling someone if you don't get caffeine in your system?

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Dream: I need it from Nightmare~

Blue: *thinks Dream means Nightmare stole something that belongs to Dream* I can kill Nightmare for you then!

Dream: W-what? No!

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Error: *texts Ink* Ink, have you seen my hoodie?

Ink: *texts back* Nooooo.

Error: *texts back* You're wearing it, aren't you?

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Nightmare: People ask me how did I confess my love to Killer, Cross, and Dream. The answer is that I kidnapped them all and put them in the same cell and they said they wanted to date me and stay with me forever.

Dream, Killer, and Cross: That's not what happened-

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Dream: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Dream, Ink, Blue, Killer, Horror: *claps hands*

Dream: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.

Dream, Ink, Blue, Killer, Horror: *claps hands*

Allie: If you're stressy and depressy and your life is kind of messy. If you're sad and you know it, clap your hands.

Allie, Nightmare, Error: *claps hands*

Dream: No-

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Allie: *Is doing online school and having three anxiety attacks then gets a two hour lunch break for the first day* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Allie: Sanity, go get the mail.

Sanity: *walks outside and then drags Blue into the house* Got a male!

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Dust: I have no fears

Allie: What if you woke up one day and Blue was top?

Dust: I have one fear-

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Sanity: What are your life mottos?

Swap! Allie: Single and ready to mingle!

Allie: Bi and ready to die.

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Allie: I am the shyest attention whore ever. It's like, "I want attention! If you're not busy... and if you want to. It's okay if you don't want to..."

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Nightmare: I will now torture you.

Allie: Kinky~

Nightmare: I think you are a sweet and beautiful person.

Allie: Wait-

Nightmare: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Allie: Stoppppp!

Nightmare: Your feelings are valid and need to be heard.

Allie: I NEED A SAFE WORD FOR THIS TORTURE! *crying*

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Blue: I might have eaten Allie's Taco Bell. How long do I have to live?

Ink: 10...

Blue: 10 what?

Ink: 9...

Allie: *grabbing a baseball bat*

Blue: *screeches and run*

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