Crack my brain comes up with

Crackkkkky Crack Crack

Allie: So, you like Shattered?

Ink: What? No! I would never!

Allie: So I can date Shattered th-

Ink: I will kill you with my bare hands-

Allie: Thought so bitch-

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Allie: The reason I sin is because there is a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell and I'm way too fucking lazy to climb up stairs-

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Kid Allie: Mom I'm scared. There's a monster under my bed.

Mom: Cool. Whatever.

Kid Allie: *looks at Allie* You were right....

Allie: Uh-huh. I'm from the future, dumbass-

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Passive Nightmare: *gives Allie lemonade*

Allie: *drinks it*

Passive Nightmare: Ha! You got poisoned!

Allie: I know. That's why I drank the lemonade since it was poisoned-

Passive Nightmare: I like you. Let me get the cure-

Allie: No please. Let me die-

Passive Nightmare: No-

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Dream: Are you okay?

Nightmare: *on top of the fridge* Go away. I'm having me time-

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Blue: I think Allie has a problem.

Dream: What makes you say that?

Blue: *points at Allie*

Allie: *saying FNAF characters while mimicking Markiplier's voice*

Dream: Oh.

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Allie: Flirt with me!

Lust: You have a skeleton in you, right?

Allie: Yeah?

Lust: Would you like to have another one?~

Allie: *dies from choking and being flustered*

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Allie: Hey I'm sorry for saying sorry so much.

Everyone: *blinks*

Allie: Wait, I just did it again. Sorry. Wait. Sorry. Oh my god. Sorry! Stop doing it! Sorry! Oh my goodness- Sorry! *takes deep breath* I hate myself.

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Little Allie: Why are you cutting those roses?

Allie: Because they're really pretty

Little Allie: I thought you cut yourself because you're not?