Crack my brain comes up with

Nap-time Crack

Ink: *flirt*

Error: .... Remind me to never let you near me again-

Ink: *sad boi noises*

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Geno: Babe, do you know that I touch myself when I think about you?

Reaper: Oh?~ Do you now?~

Geno: Yeah, I touch my temples because you give me a fucking migrane.

Reaper: qwq Ouch-

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Epic: *summons blasters and shoots Frisk* Blasters go brrrrrrrrr

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Swap! Allie: Bitch

Dust: I didn't even say anything

Swap! Allie: Whatever you say or do will be bad

Dust: ... You do understand I'm kidnapping you, right?

Swap! Allie: Oh I know, I just like making things difficult

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Allie: *looks around* Psst, Horror *gives Horror homework*

Horror: *eats homework*

Allie: Good Horror!

Nightmare: *comes in with a flip flop* Allie...

Allie: Oh shit-

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Epic: Hey bruh, I want to show you an epic video!

Cross: What video?

Epic: My top Undertale Au Ships

Cross: I'm concerned about your mental health dude.

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Allie: My entire personality is simping for Ink. Thanks for noticing.

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Cross: Dude, what are you eating?

Epic: An Oreo- *takes a bite out of the Oreo*

Cross: *arm disappears* What the fu- Wait, dude!

Epic: *eats entire Oreo*

Cross: Well sh- *poofs out of existence*

Epic: . . . BRUH-

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Reaper: *casually reaps someone and yeets their soul*

Geno: *walks in* Reaper what are you doi-

Reaper: *default Fortnite dancing over a dead body*

Geno: *slowly backs away* Nah, I'm good.

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Blue: I am sick and tired of being called a mortal! You don't know that and neither do I! I haven't died once!