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Error: Hey Ink, what's your favorite candy bar?

Ink: I hate this question because my favorite candy bar, and I will stick by my answer no matter what you think, is Skittles.

Error: .... That's not a candy bar.

Ink: OH! WHAT AN OBSERVATION!

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Blue, when he first joins the Star Sanses: Who's that? *points at Nightmare, Dust, Killer and Horror*

Ink and Dream: They don't like us...

Error: *exists and wants to smash Ink*

Blue: Who's that? *points at Error*

Dream: He doesn't like me either....

Cross: *unholy noises*

Blue: Who's that?

Ink: Just let's assume at the moment that everyone here doesn't like us!

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Error: *angrily speaking Spanish at Fresh due to watching too much Undernovela and Fresh pissing him off*

Fresh: *confused since doesn't know Spanish* Someone tell me what he said! What the funk is he saying?! I don't speak Taco Bell!

Ink: *dying of laughter*

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Dream: Who wants to join me in my bed? *using his sexual voice*

Nightmare, Cross, and Killer: *blushes and raises hand*

Dream: *smiles innocently and uses his excited, normal voice* We can build a pillow fort! *yeets self onto his bed* WEEEEEEE!

Killer and Nightmare: *sad since they didn't get to smash Dream*

Cross: *flustered and dying from how childish Dream is*

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Classic:*after he finishes babysitting Goth, Palette, Pj, and Gradient* I no longer wish to adult. *wraps self in blanket and lays on his bed* For now on, I shall remain as a cozy burrito. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my fluffy tortilla.

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Geno: *searching the house*

Reaper: What are you doing?

Geno: I can't find it.

Reaper: Find what?

Geno: My will to live. Or my source of happiness. I've looked everywhere. Oh! Found it! *picks up baby Goth*

Goth: *bleps*

Reaper: *offended he isn't Geno's will to live or source of happiness* >:0

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Allie: I mean it's crazy

Shattered: What?

Allie: We finish each others

Shattered: Taco Bell!

Allie: ... You ate my food from Taco Bell?

Shattered: *knew he just fucked up*

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