Crack my brain comes up with

*Bleps in crack*

*At the mall*

Dream: Okay, we only buy things that are on the list. That means no looking at makeup or clothes or flirting with boys Lust.

Lust: *crosses his arms* You're no fun.

Dream: Allie and Nightmare, no going into Hot Topic.

Allie and Passive Nightmare: *groans*

Dream: Also, Allie, no going into pet stores.

Allie: *sad noises*

Dream: Ink, no touching anything.

Ink: Aww...

Dream: Sci, no going into the science stores.

Sci: *angreh science nerd noises*

Dream: And Corrupted, be nice.

Corrupted (Goopy, hentai Nightmare): Dammit.

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Cray: Happy Late Birthday! I'm your present!

Allie: Where's the receipt so I can return you? Plus you're so late. My birthday was in June -_-

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Sci: Outer, ask me why I love you.

Outer: Sci, why do you love me?

Sci: *opens up a 200 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked. Take notes because there will be a quiz at the end.

(This is my headcanon and no one can convince me that Sci would not do this. I dare you to try-)

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Geno: Go to your room!

Goth: That's not fair!

Geno: Do as I say!

Goth: You never send Allie to her room when she's in trouble!

Geno: Allie never leaves her room. If she was in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or talk to other human beings.

Allie: *in her room* I CAN HEAR YOU!

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Dream: It is time to slep.

Allie: Nu.

Dream: Allie go to slep. It is time to slep.

Allie: >:( You go slep.

Dream: Will you slep if I go slep?

Allie: Ye.

Dream: Okay *falls aslep*

Allie: >:3 *stays up all night*

(This is what happens when I get no sleep. I make whatever this is-)

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Allie: I want to get hit by a bus.

A random teenager that shows up: Same.

Dream: Teenagers, scare the shit out of me.

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