Final Fantasy Oneshots and Drabbles

Chaotic Travels!: Dissidia NT

Coming to World B meant many of Sephiroth's days were below par, but today was on a entirely different level.

Spiritus had decided that in order to "bond" and whatnot, his warriors should take a road trip. To where?

Who knows?

Luckily, the warriors had been split between three RVs and Sephiroth hadn't got stuck with Kefka (who was annoying) Garland (who was bossy), Exdeath (who was just stupid) or Kam'lanaut, (who complained 24/7).

Not so luckily, he had gotten trapped in one of the smaller RVs, which meant he had to share a room.

And his roommate in question was the last person Sephiroth would've ever wanted to be sharing a room with.

The roommate in question was now leaning on the door, refusing to let Sephiroth back into his own room.

He kicked the door again. "Let me back in before I break this door down, Ardyn. This is my room as well." He scoffed. "Not that I like sharing anything with anyone, especially you."

There was a pause. "Oh, good riddance then. You're free to sleep on the couch." Sephiroth spat, and braced his sword, just as Snow walked out from the other room and saw the weapon.

It took Sephiroth slamming a hand over the patron's mouth to prevent a banshee-esque squeal.

The one winged angel jumped, and his roommate warped out of the room to see the commotion. No Warrior of Spiritus was easily scared...except Snow, who was about as flimsy and as interesting as a piece of paper. Sephiroth rolled his eyes. Useless.

Before the situation could devolve more, the vehicle braked suddenly. "What in the name of Chaos is going ON back there?" Golbez shouted from the front seat. "Can you four not keep it down? For FIVE minutes?"

"Of course they cannot. That is why we keep stopping." Sephiroth rolled his eyes. Vayne. Golbez's co-pilot, a real haggler for map routes and the owner of a superiority complex that would put Sephiroth's stupid roommate to shame. No one knew why he was here, but he was. "I suppose you should just start the vehicle again. No doubt the squabble is about something utterly ridiculous."

Golbez muttered something about waking up his dragon from its nap, and started the RV again. Sephiroth, sick of everyone's garbage, stormed into the small living room, and sat down forcefully on a chair. He stared out the window, and watched a lot of desert go by.

The only other person in the vicinity was Kuja listening to something with headphones. He didn't look up as Sephiroth stormed in.

It was quiet for a few moments.

Then Ardyn and Snow walked into the room, and Sephiroth had to hold back his groan. Snow sat down next to Kuja and adjacent to Sephiroth, and tried to ignore everyone by burying his face in a book. I certainly won't complain about that. Sephiroth thought.

Ardyn decided to sit down RIGHT NEXT to Sephiroth, probably in another attempt to pester him. It almost worked, as Sephiroth questioned running back to the room and locking the door before Ardyn followed him. Although, he would probably just warp inside. Maybe I could use my materia to bind the door...I'd like to see his magic break through THAT.

Sephiroth was jerked out of his thoughts by the RV stopping. And this time, it didn't start back up again. Kuja took his headphones off with an annoyed expression. "Why exactly are we stopping?" He called. "And do you two have something to do with it?"

Golbez responded back before Sephiroth or Ardyn could interject. "The vehicle refuses to start again, and I'm not quite sure as to why! We have plenty of fuel!"

"The battery is most likely dead." Ardyn muttered suddenly, not looking up from...whatever he was doing. Everyone looked at him and he glanced up. "Oh that's right, I forgot I was the only one of you lot to actually own a car." He added snidely, rolling his eyes.

"You can fix it then, correct?" Golbez threw in without skipping a beat. "If you are the only one of us who can."

Sephiroth thought about the fancy car he had owned at one point in Midgar. Not to
mention, he was pretty sure Snow had been around them as well. Needless to say, he could jumpstart a battery easily.

Of course he wasn't going to say anything about that. Ardyn can go melt if he wants to.

Ardyn rolls his eyes and stands up, shooting the other three warriors a snide look. "Of course I can fix it. What do you take me for, a simpleton?" He called in response, stalking outside before Golbez and Vayne, mostly Vayne, could process being called a "simpleton."

Sephiroth stood up and followed them out. He wanted to watch the fireworks.

***

"So, you can fix it, correct?" Golbez asked again, standing next to Sephiroth in the tiny bit of shade outside the RV. The armored sorcerer looked like he was about to melt, and Sephiroth felt the same way. It was deathly hot outside, and there was no cloud cover to stop the sun.

Ardyn coughed and slammed the hood of the car shut. "As I stated earlier, the battery is dead. You need to jumpstart it, or we'll be on this hateful trip for longer than I would appreciate." He snaps in response, throwing his scarf at the two of them.

"And with what do we jumpstart it?" Sephiroth added snidely, glancing around to see absolutely NO ONE on the empty desert road. "Thunderaga would ruin the vehicle, calling the others would make us laughingstocks, and, while it is appealing, making Kuja do it would get us nowhere." He paused. "Unless you want to use magic, Chancellor. Then I'd finally get my room back."

Before Golbez had to stop the SOLDIER and Chancellor from descending into another argument, a black car rolled down the empty road, coming to a slow stop beside the RV. The trio all froze, as the car braked, and the front door opened, only for the Warrior of Light himself to walk out.

He looked very confused to see the group of villains toasting in the desert sun. "May I ask what you three are doing-" He started, before one of his passengers cut him off. "WARRIOR GET BACK IN THE CAR BEFORE THEY ATTACK!"

Sephiroth had to bite his lip to keep from walking over to Cloud. How nice of him to
show up.

Golbez jumped in before it could devolve further. "Our vehicle needs to be jumpstarted and I would very much appreciate if you could...accomplish that." He said, and the Warrior of Light paused, before nodding. "I would be happy to aid you, Golbez, if those two would leave."

He pointed to Sephiroth and Ardyn. "They are scaring my passengers." Sephiroth yawned, and Ardyn looked mildly offended, but Golbez whipped around with such a glare and aura of death, emanating a message of "Get lost before I MAKE you get lost."

Sephiroth shrugged and walked back into the RV, ignoring the weird looks Kuja and Snow shot him, before booking it back to his room, and slamming the door shut. "What a perfect distraction to get MY room back." He muttered, putting materia around the door to deter Ardyn for the time being.

"Maybe this trip won't be awful after all."

******

Ardyn gets the room back later by throwing Ifrit at a truckstop and sneaking back inside when everyone's distracted.

Anyway, hi. It's been a hot minute. Sorry about the lack of uploads, my headache only went away recently, and I've had some writer's block. Had this drafted for a while and decided to power through and finish the thing.

It's definitely gonna be IX stuff next, when I get inspired, because I'm kinda excited for the new TV show. Please be good.

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