Final Fantasy Oneshots and Drabbles

Three's a Crowd: Advent Children

"I cannot BELIEVE this!" Kadaj shouted, absolutely enraged. He stormed across the small room and flung his sword at his brothers. "You mean to tell me that you have NO recollection of ANYTHING? ANYTHING AT ALL?"

Loz and Yazoo stared at each other and then back at him. "Sorry we're not as 'special' as you are." Yazoo replied sarcastically, flipping his gun. "But frankly speaking, no. Nothing at all."

Kadaj bit back another scream and stopped himself from nearly tearing their throats out. "You two have NO recollection of ANYTHING before we split up? Nothing at all in your little pea sized brains?" He snarled.

"You don't need to be rude about it." Loz grumbled. "Give us some time. We'll remember something sooner or later."

"YOU'VE ALREADY HAD TWO YEARS!" Kadaj shouted. "Every second our power fades, Cloud's strength grows, and you two dimwits want to sit here DOING NOTHING!" He stopped his tirade, and took a breath.

"I'm going out to take a breather." He hissed, wringing his hands. "Maybe do something with your lives while I'm gone!"

The silver haired boy stormed out of the shack, leaving the remaining two behind. Yazoo yawned. "What's up with him? We've barely been separated for a year." He asked blearily. Loz grumbled an inaudible reply. "Fair enough." Yazoo murmured.

Outside, Kadaj kicked at the graying dirt, growling to himself. "I'm cruelty, he's allure. Of course he's an idiot, he was born an idiot." He hissed, whipping out his sword. "OF COURSE HE'S AN IDIOT!"

He slapped himself on the forehead, giggling like a maniac. "No no I need to calm down. We're never going to return to normal if I go crazy. I'm the only smart one here." Kadaj thought to himself. "How are we going to reunite in the first place? We need-"

That's when it hit him. "Mother's cells! Of course!" He jumped up, excited. "If we can get JENOVA's cells, we can reunite and I can finally get back in control! It's genius!"

Kadaj started pacing back and forth, muttering like crazy. "We'll probably need to infiltrate Shinra, or make a deal with them. It shouldn't be that hard, Rufus is probably a mess thanks to us-no, me! As for Cloud,"

He snickered. "The second we reunite, I'm going to murder him. And I'm going to laugh, and enjoy EVERY MINUTE OF IT."

He turned back toward the shack. "Come brothers! I have a plan!"

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Advent Children is a great movie, go watch it.

If you're confused well, basically, Kadaj, Loz and Yazoo are all parts of Sephiroth (cruelty, strength, and allure, respectively). They came to be after he was defeated in the first place. And if you're still confused I can't explain it anymore than that.

Anyway, this is short but it's mostly a vent piece. I've been having a terrible week so far and I really need to get out my bottled up anger on the table. And what better way to do that then FF7 oneshots?