Final Fantasy Oneshots and Drabbles

Scary Films and Scary Villains: Dissidia NT

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"Hey, kupo, look! I found one!" Mog shouted, waving a nondescript case. He flitted over to the mage, and held the disc up to him. "How about this? I think it's about sharks."

Kuja glanced at the movie and rolled his eyes. "No, that wouldn't work. It looks like something my brother would watch." He tossed it aside and huffed, crossing his arms. "What does it matter? I won't find anything and I'll get to hear it from Sephiroth for the rest of the year."

Mog glanced at him and patted his head, causing Kuja to swat him off, muttering about his ornament. "Don't worry, kupo! I bet we can find a great movie in the next..." He looked at the clock. "Twenty minutes. We have twenty minutes, kupo." Kuja groaned again and flopped over on the floor, before another disc landed on his face.

"What on Terra-?" He flipped it over and read the back. "An unsuspecting family moves into a house and their child gets kidnapped by a ghost?" Mog clambered onto his head and grabbed the disc. "Hmm. Sounds scary enough, kupo. Maybe they'll like it!"

The mage sat up, and stretched, still holding the disc. "It's worth a shot. I cannot be mortified any more than I have been already." He pushed the moogle off of him and stood up. "Come along. Shan't keep them waiting." Mog flitted up and followed him out of the store, holding the disc.

"Kuja, you need to pay for that!" The cashier, Bartz, yelled after him, but the mage was long gone. He sighed. "That's the last time I lose a fight to Zidane."

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"Wow! Who rented out the theatre, kupo?" Mog asked, sitting down on the projector, as Kuja slouched down in one of the chairs. "Hmm? Oh. I think it was Ardyn. I believe he has the money for it. Would be nice if we did not have to watch one of his art films." He mumbled, throwing a hand over his face. "One half hour to showtime? By Terra. I do NOT feel good right now. I wish I could stay at home and sleep."

"Why would you want to do that? You'd miss your utter humiliation." Kuja lifted his head to see Sephiroth leaning against the door frame, with a disgusting smirk on his face. "Oh, look, Mog. It's the fallen angel. Are you not busy fending off rabid, lovesick fans? Or have they finally wised up?"

Sephiroth's smirk twisted into a scowl. "What film did you get? I suppose I should not expect something that decent." He reached to grab the disc, only for Mog to slap his gloved hand away with his little nubs. "Oh no you don't kupo! No spoilers until later. Now, you need to go and get a seat, before everyone else gets here!"

Mog shooed Sephiroth out, even as the angel tried to argue against him. "Anyway, kupo, how much time do we have left?"

Kuja checked the clock again. "Ten minutes. Shall we set it up?" Mog was already stuffing the disc into the projector slot. "Already done, kupo! Go take a seat!"

The mage groaned again, and stalked downstairs, taking a seat in the farthest corner of the theatre, only for the Cloud of Darkness to sit down right next to him. "We would like to inquire as to what this film is about." They asked.

Kuja waved a hand. "Ghosts or something." He muttered. "Watch the movie."

Thankfully they shut up, and Kuja slouched down in the seat, trying to ignore Sephiroth talking bad about him to who sounded like Vayne two rows behind him.

There was a decent silence throughout the movie, only broken by Cloud of Darkness muttering occasionally about the "inaccuracies of evil". That is, until a very silent part of the film.

Kuja was borderline asleep, until a high-pitched scream woke him up. He shot up and glanced at the Cloud of Darkness for context, but before they could say anything, they were cut off by-

"You're afraid of CLOWNS? That's HILARIOUS!" It was Kefka laughing and Kuja craned his neck to see that the clown was cackling at...a ghost-white Sephiroth.

"We like this movie quite a bit." Cloud of Darkness added, leaning back in their seat. Kuja snickered.

"As do I."
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Alternate title: The warriors of Spiritus raid the nearest blockbuster to watch Poltergeist.

Sephiroth screamed at the clown part of Poltergeist by the way.

Do I like horror movies? No. Absolutely not. But it is Halloween, so let's get spooky.

Next oneshot is gonna be something, idk.

Vote, comment, etc. Have an extra spooky Halloween!