Dallas Winston - 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤/ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤

✍︎︎The Gang As Quotes

A/N: The gang as shit me and my friends have said

Soda: Heh... cutie
Steve: Are you calling yourself a cutie?
Soda: yes.

Two-Bit: like EXCUSE ME, I'm in alcoho- shrekaholics anonymous.

Pony: Honestly, should I make an OnlyFans?
Darry: Pony, that's ILLEGAL!

Teacher: Dally didn't tell me what's important to him!
Dally: [Unmutes] NOTHING

Pony: Guys, it's so easy, why don't we just hack into Dally's computer and see what he likes!

Darry: I woke up and I felt super uncomfortable, so I took off my pants and I felt comfortable

Soda: I bet Dally has hoes
Two-Bit: Dal- HE DOES

Pony: Hi!
Darry: Hi Pon-
Pony: AHHHHH

Darry: is Johnny drinking enough water?
Pony: Johnny, are you drinking enough water?
Johnny: No.
Pony: Johnny says no
Darry: [Monotoned voice] Oh no! It's important to keep hydrated
Pony: Johnny, my brother says it's important to keep hydrated

Bob: Show me your gun and I can trust you
Johnny: [Pulls out knife and stabs him]
Bob: [Screams]

Two-Bit: Non-platonic kissing.

Two-Bit: Wait, Pony, cheers [Puts beer against camera
Pony: [Punches camera because he doesn't have a drink]
Two-Bit: [Sips beer]
Pony: [Shoves fist in mouth]

Two-Bit: Dammit! In art class I accidentally made a sculpture that looks like Randy! [pulls out a rat sculpture]

Steve: Why don't you just admit it, Pony? Your boyfriend (Johnny) has a gay obsession with his best friend (Dally) and his best friend is too straight to admit it!

Dally: Yeah! The tiny details!
Johnny: Like his pp
Dally: Johnny gets it!

Pony: I think I can hear the fire engines coming for you too..
Two-Bit: Yeah cause I'm too LIT [Dabs]

Pony: I want the men to cry about their small cocks.

Two-Bit: [Laughs]
Pony: Bless you?
Johnny: Two-Bit was laughing
Two-Bit: [WAP starts playing on his end]
Pony: Two, what are you playing- never mind.

Two-Bit: Ew imagine doing homework
Pony: I know, but you're probably failing.
Two-Bit: [Mouth palm gasp] Don't call me out like that!

Two-Bit: You could call him Daddy Darry
Pony: Two-Bit that is PREPOSTEROUS

Dally: You know else is yellow?
Darry: What else is yellow?
Dally: Homer Simpson's big DI-
Darry: Dallas, don't you DARE finish that sentence!

Dally: Don't you be swearing at me young... thing!

Soda: I don't want ANYONE sucking on my toes, that's nasty
Steve: Well I guess you'll have to learn how to lock your doors

Dally: Hold on, give me a second [Screams into pillow]

Also Dally: The only advice you need for sex is: Twist it, Bop it, Pull it.

Dally: Darry, I think your brother is breaking his fingers
Darry: [Looks over] Nah he's fine

Steve: Pony, you're ruining this meet and you're not even in it. Do you know how hard that is?

Cherry: [Holding a push pop] My boyfriend (Bob) couldn't satisfy me. So I use this instead.

Two-Bit: Hey Darry, what are you doing tomorrow? Cause you're not ANYMOREEE

Dally: I'm gonna sniff the disgusting candle. Hopefully it kills me.

Two-Bit: Pony, say [inaudible sleep noises] if you don't like kissing men.
Pony: [Sleeping silently]
Two-Bit: Pony likes kissing men.

Pony: Soda, you're the hot best friend, give me fashion advice.
Soda: Well, what are you wearing right now?
Pony: a tank top and ripped jeans
Soda: Haha! You're homeless

Darry: It's quiet, I like it.
Dally: No, fuck you

Dally: [Raging] Fucking bitch, you wanna suck my dick
Johnny: Yeah
Dally: aaaYYOOOO I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU

Soda: Cut your nipples off
Steve: Okay [Puts a knife to his nipples]
Soda: NO DON'T ACTUALLY!!

Thank you to my friends Avery, Rio, Vinnie, Vinnie's brother Sam, and Gabe for these quotes