He Started It by Hitting on Me

Dodgeball Game of Death

Today, I have gym.
Today it's dodgeball day.
And today, it's boys against girls.
Whoever team wins, gets 15 percent upgraded on their grade for gym.
For some ing reason, I got chosen to be the captain and that just makes me so ing angry.
I hate dodgeball. I hate playing any sports with retarded people who runs away and screams because the ball is coming to them. ing s, the ball is like 3 feet away from you, it's not gonna run and attack you. tards.
Anyway, when I found out I was chosen as captain I was so freaking pissed off that whoever came to talk to me about strategies I would glare at them while they were talking and they slowly would walk away while still talking.
I still listened to them though.
So this is how we planned it: we stay across from the boys from the other side of the gym and grab as many balls as we can. Hehe. Balls. Hehe.
We don't start throwing them until one of the boys throw one. That way we can have more balls. Hehe- I can never can tired of that. So, we start to throw the balls when they don't have much as us and try to hit them.
Yup. That's about it. Don't blame me if it was such a suck-ish strategy; I just listened to them and followed their rules. Even if I am the captain- the flat-chested s already know I won't have anything planned out because I don't really give a damn about this game. So I will ask again- why was I chosen captain?
We're in the girls section of the gym and the guys aren't here yet. We're just about to enter the dodgeball section when Hea Won giggles stupidly next to me.
"What's wrong with you?" I asked, sighing.
She put a finger on her mouth. She giggled again. "Not telling you," she answered. She smiled.
I furrowed my eyebrows. What. A. Scary. Girl.
We wait for the boys to come but when they do come, I spot Key and he's waving like a mad man.
"Hea Won~ Mi Young~ I'm not gonna lose to you guys~ Guess who's our captain-"
Oh, of course who wouldn't it be?
That ing Kim Jonghyun.
Now I know why the skanks chose me as captain. So they won't have to fight against him and still get to bang him. ing s.
I raise an eyebrow and look at Hea Won. "Is this what you were giggling about?" I asked.
She nodded. "Mhm."
I sighed. So everyone knew but me. You ing assholes.
I folded my arms and mistakenly glance at Jonghyun. He was as surprised as me. He had his eyes widened and mouth opened into a little 'o'.
"What are you looking at?" I snapped.
He stopped looking at me.
The game was about to start. But then I see a couple of familiar guys...
"Hey Mi Young!" Onew waved.
Minho nodded his head at me. " 'Sup?" he asked,
Taemin waved both of his hands in the air and smiled broadly. "Noona~ I don't wanna fight Noona~" he wailed.
What the hell? Why are they here? They're not in the same grade...
Before I can even ask, Hea Won fills me in. "They're playing because this dodgeball game is for anyone in this school," she whispered.
That's really ed-up man.
They kept smiling and looking at me, frozen with their huge smiles.
I stepped back as if they were going to run to me.
Remember Mi Young- they're stalkers and they're very weird people.
Very weird people.
Jonghyun hit them with some balls which was in his arms and they looked at Jonghyun.
"What?" Onew asked.
"Why did you do that?" Minho asked.
"Hyung! I have a sensitive head!" Taemin complained.
"You guys look so weird- what the hell are you looking at?" he asked.
They all pointed at me. "Mi Young," they all said.
Jonghyun looks at me this time and raises his eyebrows. "Why her?" he asked slowly.
"We like her, that's why!" Taemin said.
Jonghyun lowered his stare at me. "Hm..."
Stop looking at me, you freak.
The teacher came into the picture and blowed his whistle.
"Quiet down! Now, all of you will be playing dodgeball. No ball shall be hit on the face or lower part of the body. Whoever does this, will be out of the game. Whoever wins, will get 15 percent on their grade for the semester. Good luck and begin!"
Immediately after the coach said that, the boys started to hit us with the balls. Ha, I can really never get tired over that!
The girls started to scream and all, and run around with the balls in their hands. Surprisingly, none of them got hit with the balls.
By the time the boys didn't have much balls (I really just can't get tired over that) the girls started to hit them with the balls.
I must say, they have good aim.
1/3 of the guys are out already and a couple of girls are out.
Surprisingly, Hea Won is still in the game and so are Key, Onew, Minho, Taemin and Jonghyun.
Oh, and me.
I just stay in the corner where no one can see me except the girls, so they just leave me there and don't bother me. I'm cool with that.
Just like that, a girl takes Onew and Minho out and they sadly leave the game.
Taemin gets out too, with a girl bonking him on the with a ball and he pouts all the way back to the bleachers.
Hea Won and Key aren't against each other- they're taking out the other people beside themselves.
A guy hits Hea Won and Key gets so furious, he bonks that guy on the head. Which means, Key is out of the game too.
That only leaves a handful of girls and a handful of guys.
Good luck.
It takes almost half an hour until there's two girls and two boys standing.
Okay, let's see how this goes.
They all take each other out.
Yay, so no one wins. Good, let's get out of-
Wait, I see a head. A brown head.
With a familiar face... it's Jonghyun.
Jonghyun! I forgot he was still in the game. He probably was making out when the no one was looking because his face looks red.
Disgusting.
I look around if there was any other girls. There wasn't.
Only me.
Jonghyun thought the game was done so he sighed and dropped the ball.
But the coach said,"Not yet. There's one more player."
Jonghyun turned around but think he didn't see anyone.
"I don't see anyone," he said.
The girls looked at me and gestured me to come out of the corner. - now I have to play.
I sighed deeply and slowly got out of the corner and went into the center of the room.
Jonghyun raised his eyebrows. I sighed and caught a ball a girl threw to me.
"Let's just get this over with," I said. And the game between us begun.
We both kept eyeing each other, both of us unsure of what to do to each other.
We're "friends" though we still hate each other, I guess.
He grinned at me. "Well, a player is a player right?" he asked, as he quickly threw the ball.
It came like lightning and I ducked down.
Damn- that was such a ed-up ball.
I look at Jonghyun with my mouth opened a little and blinked at him.
He shrugged. "I have to get you back for the hot chocolate thing."
I sighed sharply.
More balls came to my way. Yeah, even though this is such a serious, deathly moment I have to say: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BALLS AHAHAHAHAHA.
Anyway, they kept coming quickly and heavily and I had to dodge all of them.
Jonghyun has some arm.
I had to keep dodging the upcoming fiery balls and I had to duck, jump and move my head at painful angles.
I wanna kill him badly, but I only have 1 ball and I can't waste it.
Wait, how do I only have one ball??!
Jonghyun keeps throwing and has an endless supply. Like, what the ? Does fate hate me?
Sure I have an attitude but I'm not a bastard like Jonghyun.
After Jonghyun threw another ball, I heard one girl say something.
"She doesn't want to hit him because she likes him too much."
What did the skank say???
Me, like Jonghyun?
Jonghyun?
OH, IT'S ON.
I grab the ball hard and take a big swing with my arm, causing the ball to go full speed.
The ball wasn't mistaken- it was going to hit right above the crotch.
He widened his eyes after the massive blow and bit his lip. He fell on his knees.
"Gotcha," I said.
The whistle blew.
"The girls win the dodgeball game," the coach said.
All the girls started to cheer and run to me. But then the girls realized that their precious Jonghyun was hurt so they run to him. And then that one girl realized that I heard what she said and is gonna get it now.
I get a ball and throw a hard one right at her face.
Say I like Jonghyun again and I won't be so nice.
Hea Won smiled and then gaped at me. "You won!... but you hit Jonghyun really hard!"
I sighed and looked at her with my angry eyes. "He deserved it- he almost killed me with those ing balls."
I look back at Jonghyun, who was still in pain and surrounded by many girls. He was looking right at me.
He smiled a little and said something that I couldn't really hear but I made it out.
"Next time, don't think I'm going to let you go and not use your weakness against you. You're going to pay for what you did."