He Started It by Hitting on Me

Mi Young's and Taemin's Date: Half of our Yummy Middle

"I'm sorry. Your waiter had something else to do. I'll be taking over from now on."
Well... I really didn't care, so there's no point in telling me is there new waiter? Hmph. Whatever.
I shrugged and sighed. "Okay, well I'm pretty sure there are other orders waiting in the kitchen. Better go get them before they get cold," I say to the new waiter, not making any more eye contact.
"Of course."
And he went.
Okay, when I first laid my eyes on this new waiter the first thing I saw were the glasses. He smiled at me in such a way no waiter would, so like what the ? His eyes twinkled and they were very light brown-ish and his cheeks were rosy and what the hell am I saying-
But it's true- those features were all there and he looked pretty white... even though he was yellow.
His voice is deep too...
Wait, why do I care about the waiter?
I snap my attention back to Taemin.
"Taemin, entertain me," I demanded.
JONGHYUN'S POV
I waited in anticipation as my some of my weird friends played in the kitchen.
Onew checked in the big refrigerator for any chicken, Minho kept looking at his phone for some reason and Hea Won kept on playing with the chef's hat.
The kitchen was mostly empty, besides us four and the endless supply of steam and food in this big kitchen.
Where are the chefs and waiters, you ask? Well, they're not with us anymore...
And I'll show you why.
(An Hour Ago)
"Why are we sneaking in here? Why can't we go through the front?" Onew whined.
All of us were behind the restaurant Taemin and that were at, and Key was leading us. I was behind him while Hea Won was behind me and the other two stayed on our trail. We walked swiftly and quietly, making sure no one heard us in any way even if we were outside.
It must already be obvious that we are going to spy on them again. I mean, who knew the dongsaeng would ask out his obsession? It was a surprise to all of us and I heard that he asked her out right after I left running and trying to convince myself that I do not like her.
WHICH I DON'T, SO SHUT UP.
Key scoffed. "Sneaking in the front is no fun. Besides, Mi Young or Taemin can see us. Remember what happened when we spied on you, hyung? Exactly, we got banned from that restaurant. And now, there's one less of a chicken restaurant for you to go to."
"And that is why I hate you," Onew said, maybe actually meaning it.
"I feel so ninja~" Hea Won giggled.
I smirked. "This isn't that much of a ninja thing, but if you can jump from wall to wall, I will consider you a ninja," I tell her, having at least a little fun.
"Ohhh. But I can't do that. Jonghyun, will you help me?" she asked.
"Jonghyun..." Key glared at me.
I purse my lips all the way. "I'm sorry, your boyfriend is going to kill me if I do," I say, being pretty scared of Key. H won't care if I was his hubby- he'd kill me right on the spot if I did anything to Hea Won.
You see why I didn't bang her, right? Or I would have been done with her already.
Ah, back to reality. We get to the back door of the restaurant and Key tries to open it but to find it locked.
He pulled on it and pulled and pulled, but it just didn't work.
"My ing goodness- why isn't it opening?!" he groaned, still trying to pull it.
Oh god Key, you are so stupid, you're making me look smart. We all stared at him with blunt stares that are trying to tell him, "Are you kidding me?"
While he kept on pulling it, Hea Won went to him and pushed open the door, making him fall on the ground and get up quickly.
"It said 'Push', dumbass," I told him, going in first.
"I knew that," Key muttered, going in after me, and the others followed.
We were actually in this dark room or closet- I couldn't tell because I could not see. We searched everywhere for the light until Minho found it, in the back of Onew who screamed when he thought someone was "hitting on him."
Onew hyung, there are 3 guys and 1 girl- like really?
We were in a room alright, and it was a closet. What kind of ing restaurant has a door to it that leads to a freaking closet?
It's so ing messed up. There was another door that led to probably, a clean sane place and it did.
Before we opened the door, someone grabbed Onew's I guess, and then Onew screamed out aloud, saying, "WHO THE TOUCHED MY ?"
And that's when the door was opened and we were exposed to many surprised and confused chefs.
We stayed frozen for at least 30 seconds until they started to come after us and we... well-
"HOO-HA!" Key yelled as he karate-chopped a fat chef on its back.
Onew hit them with a rolling pin as they tried to keep coming after him. "DIE, DIE, DIE!" he yelled.
Hea Won ran over the whole place, going, "Can't catch me, can't catch me!"
Minho kept slapping their meaty faces away and with one slap, they're down on the floor. Yikes.
What did I do? I panicked a little and hit them all over their bodies and they kept going down and down until all of them were finally passed out on the floor.
It was then we all looked at each other and nodded, knowing what was going to happen next.
We took them, rolled them up in roped ('cus they were too fat to be brought up) and kicked them in the dark closet, locking them in there.
That deed, was done.
Now, the waiters were a little bit different. After the chefs were gone, we saw a waiter about to come in and that's when we all started to panic.
However, what we did not know that one of us were not there to panic with the rest.
Suddenly, in the small circular windows of the kitchen doors we see some hands grab the waiter and the waiter screams, making us ing scared and we huddled up in a corner to see who the hell would beat us up.
Someone does come in, and before we died, we realized it was just Key who was wearing the waiter's suit.
He fixed his bow-tie and looked at us. We all gaped at him because it was just... so...
Unlike him.
He raised an eyebrow. "What? Someone has to spy on them. And I am pretty sure you guys won't do it," he scoffed. Yes, let Key do the job.
"But honey, Mi Young isn't stupid. She will immediately know it's you," Hea Won says. Key nods. "I know. That's why you need to use your skills for my face. Hea Won- get your makeup kit out and this-"
Key grabs a pair of glasses he finds on the table. He puts them on and smirks at us.
"-will be just wonderful."
Aaaand here were are now- Key just gave the food to their table because their order was already on the table and we are now waiting for what that and Taemin has reacted to.
Key does come in, and he takes a deep breath. "Forging a deep voice is just eww," he sighed, shaking his head.
"You y," I grinned, looking at his get-up once again.
He flipped his hair with his hand and put on arm on the table. "Oh please, don't tell me what I already know," he scoffed, waving his hand at me.
I rolled my eyes but smiled.
"So? How did it go?" Minho asked.
"They didn't suspect a thing. Man, I must be pretty unrecognizable then yes?"
"Yeah you are... but you do know they have more dishes right?" Onew asked.
"WHAT?!" we all asked in unison. Onew stared at us. "Yeah... it says it right here. There's like 20 more orders to fill up. But the chefs aren't here, so..."
Key sighed. He grabbed the apron from the chair next to him. He put it around his waist and rested his hands on them.
He looked up as if he were Superman. y dork.
"Then I'll do it," he said very Superman-ish like. Hea Won squealed. She put her arms around Key's neck.
"My hero, Key~" she cooed. He giggled and smiled at her. "I know~"
"Hey you two idiots in love, can we please go back to reality here?" Minho snapped.
Whoa. Quiet Minho went a little cuckoo...
Key cleared his throat. "Right. Uhm, well since I'll be doing the cooking, I can't spy on Mi Young and Taemin, soo..."
He looked at all of us with his puppy dog eyes.
"I'm cleaning," Onew muttered, going for the broom.
"I gotta go poo," Minho said, looking down at his phone while going into the bathroom.
"I'm helping Key~" Hea Won cooed.
And who does that leave?
Oh yes. Me.
my life.
I shake my head. "No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No," I say many times.
"You're the only one to do the job! Besides, this was your idea to spy on them. Do you feel jealous..?" he smirked, raising his eyebrows up and down.
I folded my arms and rolled my eyes. "Hell no- I just don't want Taemin to get hurt-"
"-don't lie to Key, the almighty one. I know you're jealous~"
"SHUT UP. No I am not. Aish, just give me the freaking suit and put the makeup on me so I don't have to hear your constant teasing," I muttered, stomping my way to the corner so Hea Won can put the makeup on me.
Key smiled. "Ohh, I knew it would work," he chuckled.
...What?
I go into a separate bathroom and change to a suit. I come back out, and look at myself in the mirror.
y Jonghyun, people- ay Jonghyun.
Hea Won grabs my arm and starts to put the makeup on me, which seems to take only a couple of minutes until I look at myself in the mirror and don't recognize myself at all. Damn- this girl and makeup.
Key sighs and looks at me. "Now that is y," he smirks. I flip my hair and scoff. "Don't ever forget," I sighed.
He smiles and turns to everyone else.
He clapped his hands together and smirked deviously.
"Friends, let's spy on our dearly beloveds in the best way any mental friend can."
And so we did.
Key finished the cooking and gave it to me to give to them. "Just act cool. Put in a deep tone and make sure you don't make eye contact with Mi Young for so long. She can recognize you for so long... okay, good luck," he whispered to me and patted my back.
I gulped as I went out the kitchen and into the lighting of the tables.
This place was crowded but I could automatically find Taemin's brown styled head anywhere here.
I take my time and go there, slowly approaching them.
By the time I was behind that , I cleared my throat to get their attention.
The looked up at me first.
I looked right at her and said, "Enjoy your food. The other waiter had other business to do."
Will I be able to make through the night?