He Started It by Hitting on Me

Road Trip

I don't like taking long trips. I ing hate that. It's so annoying, I don't know where to start.
First of all, if you're going on a plane you have to sit next to a stranger who is probably the most fugliest person after Jonghyun, and have to hear this dude/dudette keep on looking at you when that stranger wants to make small talk with you badly.
Second, if it's a train, you're scared that you'll might as well crash with another train and you will never be able to make it to your destination. 'Cus you die with the two ruined trains.
Third, when you're taking a ship, it'll be the most scariest alive. Because you think whatever happened on the Titanic will happen to you.
But I don't know about cars. I have taken trips with them and thought that car journeys are fine.
And that's how we teenagers are going to go to Haeundae Beach.
At first, I really didn't want to go to the beach because beaches meant strippers and boners sticking out from the guys' beach shorts.
But once I thought about it it, it meant I wouldn't have to be near my ing beloved mother of mine. So I decided to go.
Of course, I knew that if I went, everyone else was coming along too.
Key, Taemin, Onew, Hea Won, Minho and Jonghyun.
All of these people who are so freaking weird, yet I hang out with them. I can't believe they're my "friends." Eh. If God chose me with them, then there's probably a reason to be friends with them.
Anyway, on the day of the road trip, Key and all of us decided to meet at his house by 7 a.m.
I can't believe we have no ing school for about a week and I still have to wake up at the same time for a ing road trip.
It makes me pretty pissed off.
I did get up and took my bags to Key's house, covering my eyes from the sunny sun. It was raining yesterday and now it decides to become sunny today. Bravo, nature. Bravo.
I stomped all the way to his house, all by myself all the way up the hill with my hat on my head.
IT WAS SO TIRING.
I finally did make it and saw everyone already there, putting the stuff in the trunk.
Key had glasses on and was shoving something in the trunk, maybe a person's body for Jonghyun and some condoms for the road.
Hea Won was somehow, on the sidewalk, playing with chalk.
Onew was having breakfast- chicken.
Minho and Taemin were playing a game and Taemin was losing.
Jonghyun was looking at a map. I suspected him to have a magazine ready. Oh well.
I went towards Key. I slammed my bag against the cement. He looked up and took his glasses off. He blinked at me.
"Mi Young is so early! I thought we would have to come over and force you to get up," Key admitted.
I shrugged. "I didn't want to stay with Mommy for so long."
He nodded. "Okay. Then just give me the bags and we'll leave shortly. Wait, did you have breakfast?"
"Mhm."
"Okay, then just wait for like 5 minutes- I'll be done with everything."
"Fine."
Key turned away from me and went inside his house to get something. He didn't smile once when I talked to him. He still must be pretty pissed off about the whole ' with Taemin' thing. It's his fault for ruining the date in the first place.
So am I the one to blame? No, I don't think so.
I looked around the place and Hea Won was done now, as she got up and went over to me.
She put her hands on her hips. "Mi Young. I really didn't like the fact you lied to us," she muttered.
"It's your fault, Hea Won. You spied on us and ruined the date he wanted to have perfectly," I sighed, leaning against the car.
"B-b-but- we didn't mean to ruin it! We just wanted to-"
"-Hea Won, if this is a trip, then I would like to be not bothered about the thing that's already been done. Please just let me enjoy," I sighed again.
She pouted. "Fine. But no more pranks on me on the trip, okay?" she assured.
I smiled and rolled my eyes. "Okay, whatever you say."
She nodded in approval and left. I sighed again and turned around, only to bump into Jonghyun.
He had a map with him and when he saw it was me who he bumped into, he made a face.
"Why are you coming?'' he asked.
"To annoy you," I replied back.
He scoffed and folded his arms. "Don't talk to me on the trip. You're too much trouble," he mumbled.
I shrugged. "I don't mind. But you better not stalk me and Taemin when we go into our room and have there," I tell him, teasing him.
His cheeks turned pink and he glared at me. "So annoying," he groaned.
Oh, please. You say it as if you're not annoying. You hypocrite.
He went somewhere else and Key came back, only to say, "OK~ We can go now!" he smiled, his eyes glowing.
We all crowded around the car and made a line to get in.
First, Hea Won sat in the front where the driver's seat is because Key will be driving.
Next, Onew went all the way in of the 2nd row of the car and Taemin got forced to go in next to him.
Minho went in next to him.
Okay. That took care of the 2nd row. And now there's the third row with only two seats. One seat was already occupied with bags.
And the only people left are me and Jonghyun.
This is so not fair. This was set, I bet. I bet they did this to get me back at the prank I pulled on them. Yeah, that's it.
Jonghyun is also pretty pissed himself, considering just 5 minutes ago, he told me not to speak to him and now, we have to sit next to each other.
Not fair at all. We both looked at each other and folded arms, and then turned away, not wanting to go in the car.
"What the hell? Go in!" Key hissed.
We both shook our heads.
"Go in, or we're gonna be late!" Hea Won told us.
We still didn't listen. Like hell we wanted to sit next to each other.
Suddenly, a big beep goes out to our ears and both Jonghyun and I jumped back.
It was Key who did it and he smirked at us when we both glared at him.
"Get in, you stubborn couple."
KEY, I WILL SO GET YOU FOR THAT. WE ARE ING NOT A COUPLE. HE IS SO UGLY, I WOULD USE HIS FACE AS A COFFEE COASTER.
Jonghyun and I went in for the opening to the back, and he went in first as we both kept pushing each other. I won, and he got pushed in there. He went in anyway, muttering some curses and sat grumpily in the end.
I went in next and didn't even touch his knee. And it was pretty squished in there.
Key started to drive and this drive went on for hours. I never knew Busan could be this far.
We didn't stop for breaks because no one needed to go to the bathroom and we had food in the car.
Taemin wanted ice-cream though, but Key said he wanted to have a parking space for when we book into the hotel.
If we're going to be in a hotel, I want separate rooms with Jonghyun and my room to be away from his room because I know what he will do with the other girls who will check in.
Their moans and "I'm gg-g-g-goo-onn-na-aa... -"
Like what the ; who does that?
That's just disgusting. And what else do I hear from the school closet?
Slurping. Slurping. WHERE DOES SLURPING COME FROM?
I didn't move one muscle from when I was sitting next to Jonghyun and it's been like 13 hours and I'm tiireed.
It's 8 p.m. and I looked out to the front where Key and Hea Won were sitting. I looked out of that glass, and saw blue lights and a dark sky.
If you noticed, it was pretty quiet in here, with everyone. And that was pretty awkward.
I have never been with these people in one car and no noise had been made.
It's like... a god-like miracle.
AND I HATE IT.
To create some noise, I crept to where Taemin was sitting and his mushroom-head was there for me when I-
SMACK!
"OW!!! WHO WAS THAT?" Taemin turned around to us, and rubbed his head.
I dropped the little bag on the floor in the dark and pointed at Jonghyun.
"All his fault," I lied.
Jonghyun furrowed his eyes and opened his mouth. "What?! I didn't do anything!"
"HYUNG! HOW COULD YOU? I HAVE A SENSITIVE HEAD!"
"I know that, but I didn't do it! She's lying to you!"
"NOONA DOESN'T LIE TO ME. Right Noona?" he asked cutely.
I nodded. "That's right- hyung should know better. I. Don't. Lie," I said, smirking at Jonghyun with a evil gleam in my eye.
Jonghyun glared at me.
And then-
BAM!
"OW! TAEMIN, WHAT WAS THAT?!" Jonghyun asked, rubbing his cheek.
Taemin hugged the baseball bat. "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HITTING ME HYUNG."
''BUT I DIDN'T EVEN FREAKING HIT YOU, RETARD."
"NOW YOU CALLED ME THE 'R' WORD. YOU'RE GONNA GET IT AGAIN-"
And Taemin hit Jonghyun again.
Jonghyun had enough of this and grabbed the bag I hit Taemin with from the floor, and started to hit Taemin. Taemin hit Jonghyun and I was... well..
I was laughing my damn off.
Actually, I was covering my face in the seat away from them as they kept hitting each other and Onew and Minho tried to stop them.
I just couldn't get enough of this funny .
After 15 minutes, it died down and Taemin and Jonghyun bitterly apologized to each other and Taemin turned away, as Minho sang him softly to sleep. Nice voice, Minho.
After Taemin went to sleep, the fun went away and we went back to silence again.
I looked at Jonghyun to see if he was glaring at me for blaming everything on him, but he was staring out the window.
(1 hour later) Mkay, this is just the most boring day ever. I have never went to go crap in a toilet for more than half a day, and I think I am about to beat the crap (, why did I say crap?) out of someone.
Fortunately, I'll be able to keep in my desires to the bathroom until tomorrow. I'm that cool.
But right now, I'm like really tired and I don't know how Key isn't tired- he's been driving for almost 15 hours.
15 HOURS.
I could feel my eyes drooping and I, for some reason, tugged softly at Jonghyun's shirt.
He turned around and scrunched his nose. "What?" he snapped.
I couldn't say anything because I was too tired and my mouth wouldn't say anything. It was just opened and my eyes were half-closed. I was breathing a little loudly and Jonghyun's scrunched nose even turned more scrunched.
"What the hell is wrong with you? You look like you just had had a shoved down your mouth," he muttered.
Minho covered Taemin's ears- just in case Taemin could hear.
I brought up my hand to hit Jonghyun but it failed by itself because my drowsiness had caught up to me and I blacked out.
I remember falling on something, but then everything was all blank to me.
JONGHYUN'S POV
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SHE FELL ON ME.
SHE FELL ON ME.
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I shuddered when her head plopped on my arm and I pushed it off and that 's head landed on a bag next to her.
GOOD.
I sighed, relieved that thing was gone from my arm and I could look out the window again. When I turning away from the , I saw Onew and Minho stare at me with their eyes. Their mouths were covered by the seats.
I furrowed my eyes. "What the hell you looking at?" I asked, grumpy.
"Your ugly face," Onew joked.
I gaped at them. "I'm not ugly! Key- am I ugly?" I asked him.
"Well, your eyes does look high some of the time..." Key trailed off.
"KEY!"
"What? I'm kidding- take a joke, babe."
I groaned a little and shooed them away. "You guys are so mean to me," I sniffed.
And with that, I went to sleep.
I should have really stayed awake though.
NOBODY'S POV
"Quick, grab her!"
Minho grabbed Mi Young's body by the sides and pulled her a little more towards Jonghyun.
Jonghyun was sleeping peacefully as his head leaned against the window.
Onew gestured Minho to go faster. "Faster Minho, faster!" Onew yelled softly.
Minho stopped.
He looked at Onew with a disgusted face.
Onew looked at him. "What?" Onew asked.
Minho raised an eyebrow. "What?" Onew asked again.
But then Onew realized.
Onew pursed his lips. "Oh... Minho, I didn't mean it like th-"
"I know. It just sounded weird," Minho sighed, going back to work. Onew wished he had a bucket of chicken to stop his mouth from speaking any longer.
"Okay, I got her there. Take Jonghyun's arm and put it around her neck," Minho instructed Onew.
Onew leaned in over his seat and grabbed Jonghyun's arm. He pulled it over Mi Young's shoulder and they looked like as if they were really a couple.
"Hehe. They look cute~" Onew cooed.
"Yeah, they do. Why does Jonghyun think we're stupid and won't realize he likes her?'' Minho sighed.
Onew shrugged. "He bangs so many girls, he forgot that his friends are smarter than him," Onew replied.
"Hey, he's my hubby. Don't say anything bad, or I'll smack the out of you," Key snapped as he looked in the rearview mirror.
Onew grumbled. "I really wished I had chicken now," he muttered, folding his arms.
"Hey Key- this look good?" Minho asked, as he made way for Key to see what masterpiece they have created.
Key lifted his head up and saw Mi Young under Jonghyun's arm, causing him to smile. "They do look cute. God, when the hell are they ever going to notice?" Key whined.
"I think it'll take time for Mi Young- it looks like she doesn't like him yet," Onew sighed.
"And what about Taemin?" Minho whispered, rubbing Taemin's mushroom-head.
Key looked at Taemin in the mirror. "This kid will be affected most of all. I just know it," Key muttered.
"What?" Onew and Minho asked. Key shook his head. "Nothing," he sighed and focused on the road once more.
Hea Won was sleeping, so she couldn't hear anything. And didn't know anything.
Onew yawned. "Okay, well I'm going to sleep, so... g'night people!" Before Onew could go to sleep, he turned around once again and saw Jonghyun put another arm around Mi Young, squeezing her.
But Jonghyun was asleep. Onew smirked. He turned back around and smirked. He closed his eyes.
"They will so like each other," he chuckled.
And everyone (except Key) was sleeping.