He Started It by Hitting on Me

WHAT THE DID I HEAR?

JONGHYUN'S POV
I did feel horrible when I ruined Taemin's first date. So horrible.
I didn't intend to- no one did. We just wanted to see how the date went. How Lee Taemin treated his date; which was none other than the .
I never knew he would have the guts, but he did. And I respected him for that. But with the ? That was horrible.
When I left from that dirty that night after we got banned out of once another restaurant, I didn't know what happened to Taemin.
Because he was gone and wasn't there with the group. I felt like - and I still do.
I tried to call him, text him and I even went looking for him during the weekend, but he was nowhere in sight.
I felt really bad. By the time I went back to school I met up with everyone else who had joined me in the "Ruining Taemin's First Date" scenario.
They were all pretty guilty too. Even Minho, but that's only because he loves Taemin as a brother. We also tried to look for Taemin during school, but with no luck, we couldn't find him.
Not even the was in sight.
And this got us thinking: What if they ran off together and swore to never come back to Korea? What if they got purposely lost somewhere so they wouldn't have to meet us? WHAT IF THEY BOTH COMMITTED SUICIDE??
It's okay with me if the did it, but if it were Taemin, I'd be crying right about now.
No one wants Taemin sad because Taemin being sad is like Onew without his loverly chicken to keep him company.
Anyway, when we decided to give up on finding Taemin, we ended up being in the library, skipping class and searching through magazines and such.
It was quiet and boring.
I knew what was going to happen next-
"I MISS TAEMIN!" Onew whined with Key.
"WHERE'S OUR CUTE LITTLE DONGSAENG?" Hea Won cried.
"You guys are such sissies," Minho muttered, even though we all could see he was pretty bummed out too.
I pouted and sighed. I really had nothing to say. I wanted to see Taemin and apologize for what I did. And I hope he would hug me and we would all be okay with this problem soon to be gone.
But there was no Lee Taemin. And the problem wasn't resolved yet.
"Where's our Taeminnie~ I miss his face and his hyper attitude," Key sniffed as he folded his arms.
That is the first time I heard Key ever say that about Taemin. Because usually, Key would just slap Taemin silly most of the time.
Onew and Taemin would have a brotherly-relationship, and Onew is like rocking back and forth for his younger brother.
Hea Won and Taemin are so alike and so, she misses him and calls out her nickname for him: Pikachu.
Minho sighs with me and we both look emotionally towards the other weird members of our group.
No Taemin... and we're already breaking down when it has only been 2 days.
And suddenly, a miracle come up.
"Why's everyone crying?"
That voice. That cute little voice we haven't heard in days yet it seemed like ages.
We all turned around and found that Pikachu ice-cream loving hyper-active dongsaeng we all missed and love.
He smiled at us. "Are my hyungs and noona okay?" he asked quietly.
And everyone started to go right for him.
I don't know who hugged him to near-death first- Key or Onew, but I'm pretty sure we all went to him at the same time.
We hugged him so much, that I don't think Taemin was ever seen. I couldn't see him in the big hug we were sharing.
"Oh my, Taemin is suffocating beneath us!" Key yelled. We all backed down and Taemin slowly got up, as we see his hair all messy and cheeks rosy red.
He blinked at us. He opened his arms again. "One hug per person. Make a neat line, please!" he said, smiling that smile of his.
Key went first, of course and hugged him tightly and tightly until Hea Won pushed him away and went to hug Taemin for herself.
Then it was Onew who jumped up and down with him, both obviously happy for absolutely no reason.
Minho didn't hug him. Instead, he scowled at him and harshly told him not to scare him like that again. But once he saw Taemin on the verge of crying, he couldn't help but give in and hug him deeply.
This made Taemin jump up as Minho hugged him.
Lastly, it was my turn (for almost everything, I ing get picked out last?) and I faced Taemin.
I smiled at him a little. "Are you still mad at me?" I asked.
He shook his head. "Jjong hyung, I understand why you wanted to spy on us. You care, right? To see if I would get hurt by Noona? So, I appreciate it. It's okay if you ruined my first date. I don't mind at all," Taemin said all softly to me.
I bit my lip and couldn't help to fight the urge to not hug him. I JUST HAD TO HUG THIS DUDE.
So I did and hugged him, squeezing him and he laughed. "Hyung, you act like the 'g' word sometimes," he giggled.
...I'm just gonna let that go for now because I missed him, so... yeah.
"I'm so glad you're okay, Taemin. What happened to you?" I asked, while hugging him.
"Nothing. I just had a really fun time after the date."
"Oh. Good. Wait, what?" I asked, looking at him now.
He nodded. "I had a really fun time. Me and Noona had a little talk about the date and we decided to well... do something else. As like a redo of our date."
I raised an eyebrow. "Okay... what did you do?" I asked.
He giggled and kind of blushed. "We, uh... we... ehehe, had it."
...
"....Had what?" I asked, gulping.
"You know... what we learned in health class. The process of making a baby. But we used protection, so..."
OH MY ING GOD- WHAT THE DID I JUST ING HEAR? WHAT THE DID I JUST ING HEAR? WHAT THE DID I JUST HEAR? WHAT. THE. . DID. I. JUST. HEAR? WHAT THE DID I JUST HEAR??? WHAT THE FUGLY ING DID I JUST ING HERE, MY ING DAMMIT?
I gaped at Taemin, my hands still on his shoulders, flinching and twitching and just having the worst possible knot in my stomach I could possibly have.
Lee Taemin... the dongsaeng... already had ?! ALREADY HAD ??? WITH THAT ING ?
HE BANGED HER? BEFORE ME?????????????? BEFORE. ME?!
The news was so horrible, I had to scream. I did actually. I screamed so loud, everyone went to me and asked me what the hell was wrong with me.
I pointed at Taemin as if he were a ghost and widened my eyes at him. "He-he...h-h-haa-ad ss-se-ex w-w-ith-t-t-he-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-it-tch," I stuttered, still pointing at the proud Taemin.
They all gasped and left me, making me fall on the floor and I pushed my feet against the floor, going for a chair. I curled my arms around the leg of the chair and shivered continuously.
"TAEMIN YOU ARE SO FREAKING YOUNG AND NOW YOU TAKE THE CHANCE TO LOSE YOUR ITY TO.. TO... A GIRL WHO DOESN'T LIKE YOU?" Key asked loudly.
"WHY MI YOUNG? SHE WOULDN'T DO THIS WITH YOU. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE BOTH OF YOU?" Hea Won asked.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, ME AND CHICKEN FOREVER."
You know who that is.
Minho looked like he had to slap someone. Please slap the , Minho. Please.
I shivered again and again as the bickering went on and Taemin just kept smiling at us. He must be pretty proud that he was man now.
Why did he do it with her? Just why? WHY DID SHE AGREE? DID SHE EVEN AGREE? WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
Just then, someone else walks in.
"You guys are so loud. I could hear you all the way from the next floor."
Oh, here she comes. The who took Taemin's ity away.
I HATE YOU.
She was furrowing her eyes at us and raised an eyebrow. "What are you guys yelling about?" she asked.
And then they went to her. "MI YOUNG, WHY DID YOU HAVE WITH TAEMIN?" Key asked.
"MI YOUNG, YOU DON'T DO SUCH THINGS. WHY WITH TAEMIN?" Hea Won asked.
"I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU, ME AND CHICKEN FOREVER."
"HEY HYUNG- I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONLY FOR ME!'' Taemin gasped. Onew shot his head back at Taemin.
"You cheated with me and chicken- now we're doing the same to you," he growled.
"Mi Young... why?" Minho asked quietly. He was the only one who seemed calm yet furious out of all of us.
The didn't answer any of them. She was looking straight ahead until all the questions were asked. Then she went straight pass them and grabbed Taemin's hand.
WHAT THE WAS THAT? SHE GRABBED TAEMIN'S HAND. WHAT THE -
"C'mon Taemin- let's leave them and let's go back home," she sighed as she went for the door. Taemin turned his head back and raised his eyebrows up and down again and again.
Oh boy.
Everyone was alright when Taemin came back. But when Taemin said he had with that ... everything turned back to chaos.
Key and Hea Won cried together, Onew went to go get another chicken bucket for his misery and Minho checked his phone countless times.
I, unlike them, decided to take some action.
I decided to stalk that and Taemin.
I went out of the school and furiously looked for where they were. It wasn't long until I found them, still having their hands twined with each other and going down to Taemin's house.
THIS IS NOT FAIR.
I BANG EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL AND HAVE MADE MY REPUTATION AS THE AWESOME PLAYER IN SCHOOL.
EXCEPT ONE GIRL- ONE GIRL WHO RUINED MY REPUTATION AND TAEMIN, THE DONGSAENG WHO NEVER REALLY LIKED HAD WITH THAT .
THIS IS NOT FAIR AT ALL.
I shake my head and keep my tears of failing my reputation from falling. I quickly followed them to Taemin's house.
I hid behind a tree as I saw them enter his house and Taemin giggling a little as the tickled his neck with her breath.
WHATTHEAMIINGSEEING-
I quickly ran to his front porch and peeked into the window, where behind the little crack of the curtains, I could see the take Taemin's hand and took him to the center of the room.
Just where I could see them perfectly. I waited patiently as I kept seeing the leaning up to Taemin and whisper something to him, probably saying where she should she start and all.
He smiled and nodded, meaning that he would be all hers now.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
I gulped as I saw that undo her tie of her school uniform and Taemin blushing at the site when this didn't really do anything.
He must be a really happy guy.
I hang onto the window's edge as that put her arms around Taemin's shoulders and says something which I could hear.
"Make me yours again, Taemin~" she said like a real girl would. Taemin started to lean in to kiss her.
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I quickly went for Taemin's front door and opened it, finding it open and went straight for the living room, yelling out, "DON'T KISS HER TAEMIN!"
They both looked at me, Taemin with wide eyes and the with a raised eyebrow.
I breathed heavily and I think I looked crazier than ever. "Don't. You. Dare. Kiss. Taemin," I growled at the .
She folded her arms and turned completely around to face me. "And what if I do?" she asked boldly.
Okay, I'm stuck there. I really will not know what to do. Aish, this was such a suspenseful moment and now it'll all be ruined because I don't have any words to say.
I had my mouth opened, but no words would come out. "Uh...gah....uhm....I...kill...you?" I tried, gulping.
The raised an eyebrow. "Hmph. What a nuisance. Leave us alone so we could have the best afternoon of our lives," she hmped, turning around to Taemin.
"NO! DON'T HAVE WITH HIM! WHAT DID HE EVER DO TO YOU?" I asked loudly.
"He wanted to have with me, so I will give it to him. I gave into his charms," the explained, putting her arms around Taemin again.
WHAT KIND OF REALITY IS THIS?!
I pulled her arms away from Taemin and made her look at me. "You babo- you're not supposed to have with a dongsaeng! That's really low- even for you. He's just a kid and yet, you take his ity away. At least wait for a couple of years or do it with someone else who has more experience. Do you really love him? Is that why you did it? Or was it only the pleasure? Doing it with people you don't really like isn't such a great thing to do. It's like...cheating in a way. Do it with the one you love."
The widened her eyes at me and blinked at this. Even Taemin gaped at me.
Yeah, I wonder the same thing- WHAT THE CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH? ...'Cus I do the freaking same, dammit.
But I just stare at the , wondering what she was going to say to my wise, yet hypocritical words.
Her mouth slowly opens as if she was taking a breath, but then slowly curled up into a smile and started to snicker.
I furrowed my eyes. What the-
And then I heard a giggle. I looked up and saw Taemin giggling into his hands.
WHAT THE-
Something poked my head. It was the 's finger. "Haha- gotcha bastard," the snickered as she moved away from me and walked backwards to Taemin.
EH.
WHAT.
DID.
SHE.
SAY?
"W-w-what?" I asked, stuttering.
"We played a whole joke on you guys; we really didn't have . I can't believe you'd actually fall for that after you've come to known me," the scoffed.
B-B-B-B-BUT YOU GUYS PLAYED YOUR ROLES SO ORIGINALLY. IT WAS SO REALISTIC. THAT'S NOT FREAKING FAIR.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT.
I opened my mouth in terror. "WHYY?" I asked.
"Because you and everyone else ruined our date, tard."
....I should've known.
But still- why was I the bait? Actually, everyone was, but I was affected the most.
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYYY?
"Look at that- your hyung is blushing," the cooed pretendedly.
I covered my face. ''YOU SHOULD GO TO HELL!" I yelled and I ran out the door, leaving them together.
I know for sure this time that they won't be having .
God, I hate reality.
MI YOUNG'S POV
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
WE GOT JONGHYUN GOOOOOOD.
The plan was simple and easy, and Taemin was just fine with it.
AND WE SUCEEDEDDDD.
Ahh- stupid Jonghyun was blushing. AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA.
He was so jealous- Taemin and I have dominated that bastard.
I look at Taemin who was smiling back at me and put his hand up. "We won this time, right?" he asked.
I smiled and nodded, taking that high-5 he wanted to give me.
"Dongsaeng, you're good- I need you to help me more often," I tell Taemin, winking.
He nodded. "It's so great to work with Noona- now when will I be able to get in bed with her for real?..."
Whoa. Creepy Taemin is back.
I shrugged, hoping not to answer that question and thankfully, his phone rang and he answered it.
"Yeboseyo," he answered.
I don't know who the person was, but after a second, Taemin rolled his eyes.
"Hyung, no I'm not doing anything to Noona," he said.
I kept myself from laughing. "Wait, what?" he asked on the phone.
The supposedly hyung said something else, and Taemin's expression changed to "I'm a happy boy!"
He nodded and said, "Yes hyung! I think it's a really good idea!~ Anyo!"
He hung up and looked right at me.
"That was Key hyung and he asked us if we would like to go somewhere," Taemin told me.
"Go where?" I asked.
"To Haeundae Beach. We're going on a trip for Spring Vacation!"
A trip...?