He Started It by Hitting on Me

Being a Slave: Day 2

JONGHYUN'S POV
I can't believe I'm still a "slave" after all I've done for that .
She really has a cold heart.
AND IM SOOOO MUCH NICER.
Out of all the girls I was with, I never took care of them like I did with that . And I didn't even bang this .
DO YOU KNOW HOW SAD THAT IS??
Taking care of a person you don't seem to like.. aish.
She should be really grateful I didn't leave her dying out on the cold. If I did, I'd laugh while I was walking back home watching her slowly decompose.
Yes, muahaha.
Anyway, today was a series of events.
First, the was the same ordering me around.
I had to open all the doors in the whole school for her, yes even the girls' bathroom door and I've seen some girls putting on these bra stuffers in their shirts.
How come I have never seen those when I banged those girls? Hm...
Then I had to give her my lunch again and she also did a spit-take on my face.
She really sets me off very easily.
She's not a girl at all.
She doesn't act like one, dress like one, or even talks like one. Well she does talk like a girl- it's just her language and all that ruins it. She's not even cute.
After the hell I've went through today, we both sat around at the library, bored and skipping class.
It wasn't an important class anyways.
The was lazily sitting around, flipping through a magazine.
Hey I spot SNSD.
Jessica doesn't look bad in that picture...
"Jonghyunnie!~"
Uh-oh.
I look up to find Haneul running for me. She wraps her arms around me and squeezed me tight.
I'm... suffocating... again.
"SARANGHAE JONGHYUNNIE~" she squealed loudly.
Where's the ing librarian when you need her?
I pushed Haneul off me. I panted really hard and glanced at the to see her expression.
She's still flipping through the magazine.
THAT IS WHAT I FIND REALLY REALLY WEIRD.
Wouldn't she just beat the crap out of Haneul right now? Well, she did punch her yesterday but she should beat her up now.
Right?
What I find really weird is that Haneul is spotless from any injuries. While the has a faint scratch on her cheek... wow Mom must've cleaned the up good.
Haneul smiled at the . "Anyo Mi Young unni~"
"Shut up tard," she said, while flipping through the magazine.
Haha- she called Haneul a tard and not me this time.
YESSS.
Haneul didn't flinch. "Mi Young, I wanted to say-"
"- what? That you wanna fight me again? You really want me to punch twice as hard?" the snapped.
She's not happy... Haneul better get out of here if you don't want another punch in the face.
Haneul giggled.
"No silly-"
Suddenly, my retarded friends come out of nowhere.
Onew slapped me on the back. "Hey, great to see Jjong still with Mi Young as a slave," Onew said.
"Anyo Mi Young~ Anyo my baby," Key cooed.
Minho was the only one that seemed normal. "Hyung, I can't find Taemin..." he whispered to me.
And that's when the maknae came out.
"NOONA IS SO PRETTY!" Taemin yelled, as he came running in the library with big arms.
He was smiling really widely and was running right for "Noona."
"NOONA!" he yelled again.
And he hugged her.
Oh, but you don't know who he hugged.
He looked at the girl, still smiling but then it suddenly was made into a frown.
He was hugging Haneul.
He looks at her and then jumps back. "This is the ugly Noona!" he said, pointing at Haneul.
Really, Taemin can make me laugh.
"Yes that is. Your Noona is over there," Onew said, pointing at the , who seemed to tried to hide herself.
Taemin pouted. "I really wanted to hug Noona..." he trailed off. But then he lit up. He opened his arms again. "Noon-"
Suddenly, Minho grabbed him by the arm. "You're too hyperactive today. You had too much candy. Just stay still," Minho ordered.
No, Taemin ate chocolate again? Tch, what are we gonna do with him?
He tried to shrug of Minho. "Let go of me hyung! I have to hug Noona!"
"She doesn't want a hug from you."
"EH? BUT... I'M A FREE MAN!"
"You're not even close to man with that baby face," Key scoffed.
"Oh and like you're such a man when you act like an umma!" Taemin said.
"You're lucky I'm not in the mood to hit you..." Key glared.
"Blehh~" Taemin stuck out his tongue.
Then he sat next to the . "Noona can I hug you now?" he asked.
She shook her head.
"Why not?"
"I don't hugs from boys."
"But... I'm a man. It's different from a boy."
"I don't like hugs from men either."
"Fine. I'm a girl. Will you hug me now, Noona?"
"No."
He went on his knees. "Why, Noona, why?" he kept on saying.
Oh, Taemin. You are too desperate.
"Anyways, what is she doing here?" Key snapped, referring to Haneul.
"Dunno. She just came out of nowhere," I told him.
"Ignore these people, you were saying something remember?" the asked Haneul.
Haneul smiled. "I thought you were like all of these girls, naive and idiotic. But then you punched me and I had second thoughts about you, so I..."
We all waited for the answer.
"So, you what?" Onew, Key, Minho, Taemin, the and I asked.
She giggled. And then she clapped her hands. "I want to be Mi Young's best friend!~" she giggled.
And then she hugged the .
This is what happened after:
"NO STOP TOUCHING HER, UGLY NOONA!" Taemin and Key yelled.
They tried to pull her away from the but Haneul kicked them out of her way.
Wouldn't have been funny to see Key and Taemin flying to a book shelf?
It was pretty damn funny.
Key was all like, "My HAIR! That will freaking pay!"
Taemin was all like, "Why, ugly Noona, why?!"
Minho helped them. Leave it to Minho to take care of things like these. Onew was still sitting beside me, smiling for such a long time.
I furrowed my eyes. "What?" I asked.
He shook his head. "Nothing,"he replied.
I nod and turn back to the and Haneul, where I already see Haneul in the floor with a swollen cheek.
Oops, she did it again.
Haneul was rubbing her cheek, but had that soft look in her eye.
Does she really want to be friends with this ?
It's not that great; take it from someone who knows.
"Is this a trick to get close to your precious bastard?" the asked.
"No. And this time, I'm not lying. Even though I just LOVE Jonghyun, I really want to be friends with you. Because you are so CUTEEEEE!" Haneul squealed. She hugged the again and even though the tired so hard to shake her off the small Haneul didn't seem to budge.
The grumbled to herself.
"Can we be friends, please?" Haneul asked cutely.
The sighed. "Whatever, just don't hug me anymore," she muttered.
Oh my freaking goodness- was that a yes?!
Haneul squealed. "Yay! You're my best friend now!" she yelled, squeezing the again. The looked suffocated.
YES, FEEL THE WRATH OF HANEUL'S MAN-CHOKES.
YES YES.
"WHAT?!" Key and Taemin said together. Poor them- now they're not the only friends that are of the . She has some other friends too.
Unfortunately, the somehow got Haneul off her and went back to flipping through the magazine.
She seems tired today... wait, why am I even noticing? Or caring for that matter.
Onew chuckled. "What?" I asked.
He smiled. "I'm gonna go talk to Mi Young," he said, still smiling and going over to the .
At first I couldn't hear what they said so I just tried to hear but made it look like I didn't care.
After minutes and minutes of their silent talking and Taemin, Key and Haneul fights, I finally found out what that and Onew were talking about.
"Everybody guess what?" Onew asked.
We all looked at him.
He smiled really widely. "Me and Mi Young are going to go on a date!"
And I ripped a book in my hands.