He Started It by Hitting on Me

Her Knowing Ruins All and Hatches a Plan

THAT ING SON OF A ING .
HOW ING LOW IS THIS ING ? THE ING IDIOTIC PERSON I HAVE EVER MET AND THE MOST FUGLIEST DINOSAUR I ING EVER MET. IMMA STRANGLE HIM IN SO MANY PAINFUL WAYS AND MAKE SURE HE ING DIES FROM MY STRONG GRASP BECAUSE HE BE ONE ING STUPID REALLY UGLY SHORT THAT HAS WRITTEN, "I'M SMALL AND YELLOW SO PLEASE RIP ME," AND IS JUST THE MOST INGSTUPIDUGLIESTYELLOWCOCK I HAVE EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVERRRR KNOWN.
HE SHALL DIE. AND HE WILL.
Right after I have the right to stop being his slave for the rest of the week.
I am still his 'slave' for like three days and then he can kiss my yellow before I kill him.
I don't know why I am his slave when I could freaking kill him right on the spot. It shows as if I am actually scared of him telling my mother of what I do.
Really, my mother can do about anything to me and I wouldn't tell anyone.
I feel like a snitch if I told someone.
Besides, I don't think whatever my mom does is that bad. It's not abuse or anything. She just gets me pretty pissed off and I get her pretty pissed off.
We're all one pissy family. Except my appa. Appa...
Ah, anyway did I forget to mention? Jonghyun's not here. It's why nothing ual on this chapter yet. He's actually recovering at the hospital from my beating. It turns out I beat him up so much, he had to get checked on at the hospital.
I love what I did to him- that short yellow deserved every little thing I did to him. Kissing me all over the place and then actually BITING ON MY FREAKING LIP, MY ING GOODNESS.
It made a little scab on it but it bled a lot overnight. I don't know how that's possible, but if it's dinosaur teeth then I guess anything is possible to tear.
Key was at the hospital too- not only for Jonghyun, but was forced to go there to get "checked on" himself.
You see, if any of you recall him running away from the ferris wheel last night then you'll have an idea of why he was there.
He was about to die when he was forced to go on the big rides at the amusement park.
Hea Won took him, oblivious to the fact he was afraid of heights. I guess Key never told her or they never went to an amusement park because Key always avoided those places. Well, Key fainted when Hea Won forced him to go on a ride that existed over 20-30 feet and he had to go to the hospital.
Other than these things, life is pretty normal here. Onew is still eating chicken every minute and watches TV with the others. For some reason, he keeps grumbling to himself and always looked around the room for something. Or trying to stay away from something. I'm still not sure what's wrong with him at the moment.
Minho has always been on his phone doing something that no one knows about. He hasn't even been at the amusement park much either. Right after Taemin left, I haven't seen him at all. Something's with Minho, and I'm not really sure what.
"NOONA!~ Ice cream?" Taemin offered, holding out a chocolate fudge cone for me. I looked at it, and then back at him. And then I shot a look at him. "Was it free, Taemin?" I asked coldly.
He stopped his own cone and stared at me with his tongue halfway to the cone. And we kept on staring at each other.
He smiled and nodded. "Yup! Now take it Noona~ I want you to eat it. Got it just for you, Noona~" he cooed, pushing the cone a little more forward for me to take it. I looked at the unmelted ice cream.
As much as I want to stay mad at Taemin, it cannot happen and it gets me frustrated. Why can't I get mad at him for once? Every time there's a chance for me to get weirded out by him or something, he always pulls out this cute trick and it gets me attached to it. What's the reason behind my no temper for Taemin? What is this world coming to?
Me, Park Mi Young not being able to stay mad at Lee Taemin, a dongsaeng who is freakishly obsessed with me?
If it were Jonghyun obsessed with me, I would have laughed at him and then beat the crap out of him for that lip bleeding he caused. And those hickeys. And all the ing misery he had caused over this vacation.
yeah there will be more and how much I wish for it not to come, I knew it was and that I had to brace myself for it.
I sighed deeply and took the cone from Taemin. When I it, he smiled and his.
He looked so funny when it. His head bobbed up and down when it and it kind of reminded me of something...
Bobbing head... ... hmm.. what does that remind any of you guys? When did I get ed.
Right at that moment, the door swings open and in comes in Key in Jonghyun's arms.
I'm not kidding.
Jonghyun who had some kind of ointment on his eye and some visible bandages on his bare arms, was carrying a scared to death Key. Key had his eyes widened and was shaking all over the place.
It must have been some check up.
Key held onto Jonghyun tightly and still kept shaking as his teeth chattered.
There was silence in the room for a while.
"...Jonghyun...what happened?" Onew asked, really confused at the moment. Jonghyun kept a blunt expression on his face and stared straight ahead but then looked at Onew.
"The doctor told him that he has to stop being scared of heights because he's a man now, and then Key came in my hospital room and started to cry," Jonghyun answered, gesturing to the sadden Key who was still whimpering.
Hea Won gasped. She ran to Jonghyun. "My poor baby!~" she cooed.
"Oh, I'm fine. Thanks for caring-" Jonghyun stopped.
"NOT YOU. KEY!~" she cooed, holding out her arms for Key. Key was still sniffling and reached out his arms for Hea Won who took him as she still pouted and then when she got ahold of all his weight, she tried to keep balance as he held onto her.
"More to the left, honey," Key sniffed as she kept stumbling to the right.
I raised my eyebrows and then heard some footsteps coming toward the couch.
I was by the window with Taemin, who seemed to finish his cone and was going over to the couch now, where Onew, Minho and Jonghyun were at. I looked down at my cone.
It's already running down my hand. I quickly went to the kitchen and started to rinse my hand and I finished the remaining parts of my cone because I don't want ice cream to go to waste.
I turned back and saw that Taemin was patting the seat next to him for me. I hesitated at first, considering I was quizzical of what Taemin might do and what Jonghyun might do.
Because the seat Taemin is offering me, is between him and Jonghyun.
"Noona~ Come sit here, please," Taemin offered, patting the empty seat again. Jonghyun looked at me too.
"Yeah, come here and sit. You must be still tired from all that ferris wheel fun we had," Jonghyun replied, putting a nasty emphasis on 'fun'.
SHUT THE UP YOU NOOB.
I glared at him and his bruised little eye, then looked at Taemin who had no idea what Jonghyun was talking about kept nodding and kept patting his hand on the couch. Without having a choice, I sighed and sat down next to Taemin and Jonghyun.
Onew had his eyes on the TV and kept on laughing at this show where these idols kept on dancing in some weird way.
Taemin sighed. "Noona. What fun did you have with Jonghyun on the ferris wheel?" he asked quietly. It wasn't quiet enough and someone else heard what he said.
"Oh Taemin- you should have been there. It was amazing. We kept on playing 'Patty Cake' on the ferris wheel and we kept on... these ice creams cones I bought for ourselves. But her's fell and I had to share. But I did most of the - she just giggled loudly," Jonghyun replied to Taemin's question that wasn't directed to him.
I shot a quick cold glare at him but he returned it with a small smirk, as if to say this was what I get for getting him driven to the hospital. Of course it was- he's that kind of a ing bastard.
Taemin, who didn't know anything about the bet I lost and what I had to do and what we really did on the ferris wheel got really mad.
His expression seemed to be named outraged and he was flaring his nostrils. "YOU GUYS SHARED AND ICE CREAM CONE TOGETHER?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO HUG NOONA YET."
"Oh, but we hugged too," Jonghyun nodded, smiling thinly.
This, really got on Taemin's nerves. "YOU GUYS HUGGED AND NONE OF YOU TOLD ME????!!!!! NOONA- HOW COME YOU CAN HUG HYUNG AND NOT ME? I THOUGHT YOU HATED HYUNG. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME MORE THAN HYUNG. I THOUGHT I WAS HOTTER THAN HYUNG."
"You hotter than me? Psh, you wish," Jonghyun sighed, flipping his hair.
Taemin got up and looked like as if he was about to kill someone. "HYUNG, I HATE YOU MORE THAN EVER NOW. HOW CAN YOU STILL NOT KNOW THAT I LOVE NOONA AND I WANNA BE THE FIRST ONE TO DO STUFF TO HER. I... I.. I.."
He kept a constipated face but then it broke down into sadness and he ran whining all the way to a room and closed the door slam shut.
Oh . Now what's going to happen? Before I can go, Jonghyun grabs my hand from moving anywhere at all. I glared at him but he was looking at the TV's screen. "Taemin will be okay by dinner time, so there's no point for you to go," Jonghyun grinned, raising his eyebrows at me.
"Well I have to go to the bathroom."
"Well the bathroom is occupied by Taemin if you still wanted to know," Jonghyun replied, squeezing his chinky eyes a little bit.
I looked behind the couch and realized that yes, Taemin was bawling in the bathroom with the door locked.
He must be really sad. And that makes me feel like the cause of it. But it was actually Jonghyun, so...
Should I hit him?
Jonghyun squeezed my hand hard and not the kind of way a squeezing gesture should be, and leaned in close to my ear. "If you do anything to me today or the other days that hurt me physically or mentally, I will really make you suffer," Jonghyun threatened.
Suffer? YOU ING HAVE BEEN DOING THAT FOR LIKE TWO DAYS ALREADY, MY GODAMMIT.
I gave him a glum smile. "What other choice do I have?" I asked sarcastically.
He smirked and nodded slightly. "Just what I wanted to hear," he chuckled.
We both turned back to the TV and I tried to stay from Jonghyun as much as possible, but every time I keep going away farther he kept coming closer.
I moved my a little to the right, he moved to the right. And he was still grabbing my hand. I tried to take it away, but he still kept it. Every time I glared at him, he smirked at me. "What? I'm just enjoying myself~" Jonghyun kept saying.
Onew and Minho were oblivious to our doings but Onew would glance once in a while and then smile to himself.
WHAT ARE YOU SMILING ABOUT, ONEW??
I kind of wondered when we would be going home. I never got a call from my mother and I wasn't expecting one either. I wonder if she brought any guys home again.
When I was younger, I would be expecting my mom to come home but she wouldn't until late at night. When she would come home, I would immediately wake up from my sleep and tip toe over to her bedroom.
There, I saw her giggling with a guy that was either looked older than her or the same age. I don't think she went for younger guys. Haha, sucks for Jonghyun. Anyway, she was leaning against him and she was twirling her finger anytime he smiled. It was then she would push the guy on the bed and then pounce on him, causing me to leave the premises and going back to my room, ignoring the moans I keep hearing.
It was always like that. Once I got older, like around 14-15 my mother hasn't brought any guy home to do it with. It's either because she got ugly or she just does it with them at the bars she goes to.
Hm, Speaking about losers, I wonder about Jonghyun's past. How was he like when he was little? I guess he was still short but what else was there? What was he like before he banged girls? I think he knew what was when he was seven, but I doubt he banged tiny girls at elementary school.
Wait, wasn't there something Taemin was supposed to tell me-
I felt something groping my . There was no need for me to tell what and who was groping my .
I quickly shot a glare at Jonghyun who had his hand under my behind. He was still groping it and he also slithered his hand over it.
I flinched and squirmed a lot.
ING SON OF A . YOU LIKE GROPING ASSES AND IES AND STUFF?
WANT ME TO GROPE YOUR FACE AND SQUEEZE THE ING HELL OUT OF IT?
He kept on squeezing as that is the only thing he could do for now unless he had me all alone. If we were alone, I guess he would be on top of me now, trying to ing me.
I seriously hate him with all the love I don't have for him.
He didn't put his hand inside my pants, which made me wonder but I was pretty glad nothing cold and small went in my pants.
I still kinda wanted to curse him out:
YOU . YOU FUGLY YELLOW . I FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR SMALL OUT AND PUSHING IT ING DOWN YOUR MOUTH AND SQUEEZE THE FREAKING IN YOUR MOUTH.
WANT ME TO DO THAT? I ING WISH I COULD AND ONE DAY- ONEEE DAYYYY I WILL DO IT.
I grumbled under my breath. "Stop it.." I muttered. Jonghyun leaned into my ear and breathed softly.
"I'll stop when I want to, ," he growled.
NO. YOU WILL STOP WHEN I FREAKING WANT YOU TO STOP, YOU SHORT .
It won't happen though. Not until for like two days or so.
Do you know how wrong that is? And how wrong it feels?
IT FEELS BAD.
IT'S WRONG AND JUST UTTERLY HORRIBLE.
DON'T THINK I FORGOT WHAT YOU ING DID TO MY S AND MY LIP.
IT WAS ING BLEEDING, ING DAMMIT.
Before I could lose my temper, something happens.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Jonghyun quickly took his hand out of my and pants and looked behind the couch as so did the others. A door opened quickly and out came running Hea Won, Key and Taemin.
?
Since when did Taemin get there? I thought he was in the bathroom.
I looked away from them and at the room they got out of. There was a bed there. No toilet.
That wasn't a bathroom. That was a room.
And all three of them were in there together.
This cannot be good.
Hea Won and Key were in each other's arms and looked scared as hell. Taemin was running all over the place until crashing on the couch in Minho's lap who was very much aware now of the situation.
Taemin was also pretty scared.
"Key. What happened?" Onew asked, turning his attention to them now.
"Both me and Hea Won were in this room, and she was uhm.. doing things to help me comfort myself. But then Taemin came in and watched like 30 seconds of it and when we saw it was him there, we all started to scream," Key explained, his cheeks burning.
Hea Won was also burning.
Taemin was the only one who was whining. "Eeeeehhh, it was horrible! I think I've seen too much! When I went there, they were almost !"
And things went chaotic after that.
"YOU BABOS. WHY THE WERE YOU GUYS HAVING WHEN TAEMIN WAS THERE?" Minho asked, covering Taemin's ears.
"Key, you should have locked the door at least. I would have done that," Jonghyun sighed, shaking his head.
"AM I SUPPOSED TO BRING CHICKEN INTO THIS NOW?" Onew asked, beating a chicken leg against his palm.
Key opened his mouth to say something.
"Touchy, touchy! I'm your umma and you all have to respect almighty me-"
"KEY," we all said in unison.
"OKAY, I WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN, DAMN IT."
After that, things calmed down and I quickly went away from the couch and into the bedroom where Hea Won quickly went back to.
Key was at the dining room now, not wanting to make any eye contact with his friends. I think he was mad and embarrassed now.
I closed the door behind us and Hea Won sat on the bed with a big plop. She covered her face and whined a little.
"That was so embarrassing!" she wailed.
I shrugged. "You were the one that decided to have with Key when Taemin entered," I sighed.
"BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THERE!"
"Yeah, no one did. I thought he was in the bathroom..." I muttered, thinking about how he was in the bathroom and then 10 minutes later he's observing .
Hea Won took her hands off her face and then started to wail. "IT WAS STILL SO EMBARRASSING."
Aish. Why can't she just get over it? Forgive and forget.
GOD.
I sat down next to her. I patted her back. "It's okay, Hea Won- Taemin is bound to know how you look like when you do it anyway. He wants to do it soon too, you know," I told her, nodding.
"But, but... we're kinda... vulgar to look at when we're having... it," Hea Won whispered. I couldn't help but snicker at this.
"How did you guys get your clothes back on so quickly?" I asked.
"Well, actually, we were getting there. He was under my shirt and then I had my hand in his pants and-"
"I don't need to know anymore," I tell her, putting my hand up in front of my face.
She sighed and then smiled. "Kinda grossed you out?" she asked, giggling. I nodded. She laughed again.
It's pretty awkward to hear your non- "innocent" friend talk about . Pretty weird.
Hea Won sighed and then swung her legs back and forth. "Did you do anything with Jonghyun yet?" she asked quietly.
"EW. NO,'' I say, scrunching my face. She giggled. "He hasn't done anything to you? No condoms used yet?" she asked.
"Hea Won, I will kill you. No, I would never and I don't think he will have with me- I think he'll just do stuff to me," I muttered.
"Do you want him to do moreee than stuff?~" she cooed, nudging my shoulder.
"Hea Won. Don't. Go. There," I say, glaring at her.
"Okay, okay. Fine. I was just wondering," she sighed, swinging her legs again. Just then, there was some knocking and then the door opened.
In stuck his brown head and his dinosaur smile. "Hello~" he said, looking at us with big eyes.
"What?" I asked bitterly. Jonghyun went in the room. "Dinner's ready," he says bluntly opening the door for us.
"Is that all?" I asked, hoping there was nothing else. He smirked. "Not exactly. After dinner, I kinda wanted to see you at my room. And I expect you to be there," Jonghyun says, winking and being a .
I rolled my eyes and got up from the bed. When I was passing him, he whispered beside me. "Your 's not sore, is it?" he asked quietly and teasingly. I glared at him and then pushed him a little to get him off my nerves but pushing won't do anything to solve my irritated mood.
I hate him so much.
JONGHYUN'S POV
Ahahahahaha. I think that 's is sore. But she won't say, ahahahaha.
She pushed me out of the way when I asked if her was sore. So she's still mad.
AHAHAHAHAHAAA.
When I smirked and then turned my head back to the room, I found a smiling Hea Won in front of me. I jumped back in surprise. My jump made the door close behind me. I furrowed my eyes at Hea Won.
"What is it?" I asked.
She kept smiling at me.
"What?" I asked.
She folded her arms but still kept smiling at me.
Okay. This is getting weird.
"What, Hea Won?" I asked, irritated from all the staring I was getting.
And then she said one thing that got us and other people into one heck of a night.
"You like Mi Young."
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I wanted to ask her how did she find out about this (even though I don't like her), I wanted to scream at her and ask if Key told her that I did (but I don't) and I wanted to ask her how she even came to that inference (because I do not LIKE her).
"How do you know this lie?!" I asked.
Hea Won smiled again.
"Jonghyun-ah, it's not that hard to find out and realize. The way you look at her shows that you want to keep talking to her. How you always treat her different from other girls shows that you seem to respect her attitude towards you. How you keep staring at her hungrily over these last few days-"
"Okay, that's because I haven't had any banging activity during this vacation. Nothing to do with me liking her. BECAUSE I DON'T," I defend, trying to convince Hea Won that ME NO LIKEY .
She raised an eyebrow but still kept a smirk on her face. "You're never going to convince yourself or others that you don't like her. It's stuck with you forever, Jonghyunnie~"
AISH, SHUT UP HEA WON. I stepped forward. "I don't like her, Hea Won. Stop telling me I do," I say.
She folded her arms again. "You like her, you like her, you really really like her~"
"Hea Won-" I warned.
"You like her laugh, her smile, her body, her face. You wish to hug her forever. You like her, you like her, you really really like her~"
"SHUT UP HEA WON-"
I suddenly grabbed her hands as she kept singing but when I warned her and I was holding onto her to make her stop, she still kept singing.
"Jonghyun-ah likes Mi Youung, Jonghyun-ah likes Mi Youung~" she kept singing.
"Hea Won, be quiet-"
"Hey Hea Won, Key's wanting you to co-"
We both turn around and I widened my eyes at what was standing right there in front of the door. The one that Hea Won was talking about, the was standing at the door with a blunt expression on her face that froze for a long time.
We both froze too, and stared back at the . All we did was staring and nothing more.
She looked at our position (me holding onto Hea Won's arms and close by her) and then looked back at our eyes.
Slowly, she closed the door and it slowly clicked to inform us that it was closed now.
The footsteps went away from our hearing and both Hea Won and I stood frozen.
...WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYYYYY?
IF SHE TELLS KEY, I'M DINOSAUR MEAT.
WHYWHYWHYWHWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY?
I quickly let go of Hea Won and she quickly leaves the room, me following after her.
"We forget about what Mi Young saw, okay? it wasn't anything much," Hea Won whispered to me when making it to the dining room.
I nodded in approval and we both turned back to normal for dinner.
For at least 15 minutes anyway.
When we sat in our chairs for dinner, Key was already back to normal, smiling and giving out food to us hungry people.
Onew was the first to dig in, not having any table manners and grabbing everything he could. "It's the best way to get more food. Eat more, get more," Onew said, when we all stared at him in disbelief.
Taemin and Minho ate too, Taemin looking like as if he recovered from the incident earlier today.
The only one to get my attention throughout the whole dinner was the , who was across from me and was eating as if she were like Onew. Onew was next to her for some odd reason. Even when I threatened him not to be by her, he still is.
But it's one time anyway. So I'll let him off easy.
She was eating and didn't make any eye contact with either me or Hea Won.
...Could it be that she's jealous?
I don't know why that thought seems to come up, but like it could be valid.
Right?
...OMG, SHE COULD BE JEALOUS.
MAYBE SHE IS JEALOUS.
..SHE IS JEALOUS!
YEAH THAT'S IT. SHE'S JEALOUS THAT I AM TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES HER.
OH MY GOD, SHE BE ONE JEALOUS DUDETTE!
AHAHAHA. SHE'S JEALOUS. SHE'S JEALOUS. SHE'S JEALOUS. SHE'S JEALOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
...Jealous.
The thought seems to make me really jumpy so I kept on jumping and kept on smiling in my seat as I tried to eat my food.
Key raised his eyebrows at me. "Are you okay, Jjong?" he asked, concerned.
Hea Won also raised her eyebrows at me. "What's wrong?" she mouthed.
"N-nothing," I say, still jumping up and down.
I shake my head at Hea Won to assure her nothing happened. She nodded slightly and went back to eating.
I stopped jumping but I still kept smiling.
I don't know why I'm this happy- it just makes me feel happy. The being jealous. It makes me feel all joyful and stuff.
I took a quick glance at the . She was just finishing up her first plate of food. And so was Onew.
We kept on eating and some of us goofed off at dinner. We weren't so polite as some of us burped and hit each other playfully and all, but that wasn't the highlight of the dinner.
I'll just skip to it then-
It started when the and Onew both went for the meat pot again, their hands both touching the ladle. Instead of taking their hands away like I thought they would, they both grabbed the ladle together, scooped up some meat and dumped it on each other's plate.
WHAT THE IS THIS-
YOU DON'T DO THIS. YOU TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY AND THEN BLUSH AND THEN OFFER THE OTHER PERSON TO TAKE IT FIRST.
WHATEVER THE HELL THEY DID IS NOT HUMAN.
DAMN IT, THEY BOTH WERE TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S HAND.
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This made me puff up my cheeks and stand up. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" I roared at Onew and the .
They both looked up at me. Onew furrowed his eyes. "Eating..." he trailed off.
"YOU GUYS WENT FOR THE LADLE TOGETHER. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" I asked.
"We...were hungry?" Onew tried, who kept furrowing his eyes.
THAT'S A STUPID ANSWER, DUBU.
"NO YOU GUYS WERE NOT. YOU GUYS WENT FOR IT AND THEN KEPT ON TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S HAND BECAUSE YOU GUYS LIKED IT RIGHT? OR WAS IT BECAUSE OF SOMETHING ELSE??? HUH?" I asked, demanding an answer.
Onew put his hands up. "Whoa, calm down Jonghyun- we were just being nice to each other-"
"LIAR. YOU GUYS DID IT FOR A PURPOSE. WERE YOU TRYING TO GET BACK AT ME?? HUH ? WERE YOU??" I asked, now referring to the .
She raised an eyebrow, still keeping that blunt expression from earlier. "What was I trying to get you back on?" she asked, folding her arms.
"YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAW ME AND HEA WON TOGETHER-"
Oh my ing god.
I stopped myself as soon as I said it, shutting my mouth tight and I looked at Key, who looked like he was ready to burst.
He stood up slowly. "You and Hea Won... together?" he asked scarily.
I didn't say anything.
"Key, it's not what you-" Hea Won stopped.
"YOU FUGLY LITTLE DINOSAUR. HOW DARE YOU ING BANG MY GIRL? AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY HUBBY TOO."
And that's when food started to take over.
A plate of dak galbi* smashed into my face and all I could taste was chicken and anger. The plate smashed down onto the floor and I started to get angry myself.
I grabbed a bowl of this thick soup and it hit Key's clean face. The bowl shattered on the floor and from the stuff on his face, I could see he was getting even more pissed.
He took some kimchi (you guys know what this is xD) and threw it at my face.
The JongKey food fight began. Everybody wanted us to stop, but we wouldn't as we kept on taking ever plate of food and throwing at each other for at least 20 minutes.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BETRAYED ME, JJONG. HOW COULD YOU? AND TO THE ALMIGHTY KEY!" Key bellowed, still throwing food at me for several times already.
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. LISTEN-TO-ME-"
"JONGHYUN IS A BAD MAN!" Onew yelled, with his army hat on, behind the couch with the others who also have army hats on.
They were peeking from the couch as the food fight won.
Key had his rooters; so did I.
"GO, GO, GO ALMIGHTY KEY~!" Hea Won and Onew rooted. I can't believe Hea Won would root on for Key after all this. I thought she would try to stop it, at least.
"BLING BLING, YOU CAN DO IT, YOU DINOSAUR!" Minho cheered.
"LET'S GO PLAYBOY HYUNG!~" Taemin rooted.
Thanks Taemin- makes me feel nice and warm you said that.
The only one who wasn't cheering for anyone was none other than the who had an army hat on but was off at the corner, smirking to herself and sarcastically put a thumbs up for me.
YOU LITTLE...
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THIS HAPPENED. STOP ENJOYING IT, FREAK.
"I HATE YOU KIM DINOSAUR," Key wailed.
"BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" I yelled.
He still didn't listen. And the fight went on.
(five minutes later)
"Say sorry to each other," Hea Won said, putting her hands on her hips.
Both I and Key were sitting face to face in the kitchen and he heard everything that really happened. Well, from the part where I was just "wrestling her for fun" and the walked in, making us feel uncomfortable because we thought she took it the wrong way.
The had no say in this because she decided not to say anything anyway.
She was sitting on the couch, with her eyes on the TV and ears plugged in with earphones.
.
Key pouted a little and looked at me with sad, blunt eyes. "I'm sorry, Jonghyun baby," he muttered going in for a hug.
I also went in to give him a hug and when I did, I patted his back and said, "It's okay Key. It's just fine," I sighed.
We both hugged for a second or two seconds to be longer, but then Hea Won clapped her hands twice.
"Both of you guys are just plain nasty. So go wash up in your own room," Hea Won says.
"But we only have one bathroom there," Key says, looking at me with big eyes.
I knew what he was thinking. But I didn't want to listen to him. However, if I disagree with him, we're going to have another fight.
Aish, how bothersome. I sighed and got up. "Fine. I'll use theirs. 'Cus I'm that nice," I muttered, leaving food footprints on the floor and going into the bathroom.
Before I touched the doorknob, Hea Won speaks up.
"Erm, I think that bathroom doesn't have a good shower- why don't you use the one in the bedroom? It's the room next to the bathroom," she suggested.
I shrugged without facing her and went in into the room, closing the door behind me.
So much gunk.
NOBODY'S POV
Right after Jonghyun went in the bedroom and then the bathroom, Hea Won thought it was safe to talk.
Taemin, Minho and Onew were already gone to their rooms but Key stayed with Hea Won.
He was about to go, but they had something to discuss about.
"That's Mi Young's room, right?" Key asked quietly so Mi Young wouldn't have to hear.
Hea Won nodded. "Yup. I already got the lock off when you guys were fighting. That way, Mi Young nor Jonghyun can get out for the whole night," Hea Won grinned.
Key smirked at her. "My Hea Won is evilly cute~" he cooed.
"I just want them to get together already- it seems like there's no progress being made. Now we awesome friends have to take charge," Hea Won sighed.
"And now you know how I feel!" Key says. "Are you coming to my room?"
Hea Won nodded. "Mi Young will go to her room when she gets bored. And then by the time she goes in, I'll put the lock I deactivated on the door. Good plan?" she asked Key.
"Good plan," he replied, smiling at her.
MI YOUNG'S POV
I think I saw a on the TV screen.
Still not sure yet, but it seems like there were a long thingy and two balls on the sides of it.
Hm... nope, I think it's something else. But I won't give up my hopes.
I got bored by the time my iTouch lost charge. I hated it when it does that.
I took off the earphones and shut off the TV. I got up from the couch and found the room to be... empty.
No one was here. Hmph. Whatever. It's like... 11 now. Hea Won was probably sleeping or doing something else.
I groggily went past the living room and passed the kitchen to go into my own bedroom, closing the door behind me.
I yawned when I kept on walking to the bed, and didn't look back.
I heard the water running from the bathroom and thought that it might as well be Hea Won.
That idiot- why didn't she use the one next to my room?
I replaced my iTouch in the drawer and then set up the sheets for me to get into.
It was then the water turned off and I heard the doors of the shower opening. It took about 5 minutes until 'Hea Won' got out of the bathroom.
By the time the door opened, I turned around while saying something.
"Hey Hea Won, do you have another pillow-"
'Hea Won' wasn't who I thought it would be. It was a short guy that was yellow and had wet, brown hair hanging from his forehead. He was covering his lower body part with a white towel.
When he saw it was me, the Grudge in front of him staring at him with wide eyes, we both started to-
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And I heard the door make a click.