He Started It by Hitting on Me

Jealous Jonghyun

Why the did they leave us? Huh? Well? WHY THE DID THEY LEAVE US?!
Because I'm pretty sure it won't be peaceful between us.
Why, you ask? Oh, because Jonghyun looks like he's about to kill someone and since no one is here except me... this is my last time talking to anyone.
Okay, just before I die let me say one thing- Mommy... I hate you.
Ok, now I can die.
Jonghyun and I were outside of the restaurant, him with his scowl and me with my fumbling fingers.
What happened in there was crazy.
I go on a "date" with Onew. Everyone dresses in opposite genders. Onew kisses me and then all the guys beat up poor Onew, leaving me with a key to Jonghyun's secret: "I hope that'll explain everything."
Okay, I'm kinda messed up right now with all the genders and dates so I can't seem to put this puzzle all together to get the secret. I'm only going to say this once: MY ING GOODNESS, I'M SO STUPID.
I'm never going to say that again. I make no promises.
Why the was I so stupid today? Aish, I just can't seem to know why. You know what- I'm just gonna act retarded so I can become the genius again.
Duhhhh...
I'm not gonna lie and say, being stupid... is stupid.
Shut the up, Mi Young- go back to reality.
Jonghyun was glaring at somewhere, I don't know where but somewhere and I tried to look where he was glaring at.
"Watcha glaring at, bastard?" I asked, trying to look where he was looking.
He glared at me this time.
What did I do?
"Why did you go on a date with Onew?" he asked.
I shrugged. "He told me it wasn't a date-"
"Of course it was a date! He kissed you, goddammit!" Jonghyun sighed impatiently.
Whoaaa. Slow down there, yellow bastard.
"Yeah but-"
"BUT WHAT?! HE ING KISSED YOU AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? AND WASN'T IT YOUR FIRST KISS?" he asked.
What the hell-
He thinks I'm not kissable? Psh, I'm more kissable than you'll ever be.
"That wasn't my first kiss," I said.
"Psh, come on- stop lying," he scoffed.
"I'm not ly-"
"I mean, really no one would ever kiss you," he scoffed again.
Excuse me? Okay, now I'm getting angry. Sure, I may not be the most attractive girl around but I was kissed before and that kiss with Onew was better than whatever "friend" relationship Jonghyun and I have. Much better. And to piss Jonghyun off, I think that's a great thing to say.
"That kiss with Onew is way better than our friendship, got that?" I said.
His eyes widened and he clenched his teeth. "WHAT?!'' he asked.
"Yeah, you heard me- the kiss is wayyyy better than our relationship," I snapped.
"Our relationship is messed up, that's why!" he yelled.
"You're messed up," I insulted.
"No, you are!" he yelled.
"You bastard- why are you so ing angry anyways? Why does this kiss matter to you?" I asked.
This made him hesitate. "It... it doesn't!"
"Then why are you so angry, huh?" I asked.
"I., I just am that's all."
I raised an eyebrow. "Are you jealous?" I asked.
"N-no!" he yelled.
I smirked at him. "You are jealous. Oh my god, I can't believe it- you're jealous of Onew kissing me. Ha- you like me!" I teased.
He made a face. "I-I wouldn't like you! You're too ugly for me!" he spat.
"You like me, you like me, you really really like me," I sang.
He stomped his foot. "No I do not! I would never like you. Not even in a million years!" he acted like a child.
I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, yeah. I was just kidding, man. I know you don't. Besides, who would have the job to bang girls anyways? Every would be missing you," I cooed pretendedly.
He rolled his eyes. Then it became silent.
"Do you... like Onew?" he asked quietly.
"Nah. He likes chicken a little too much," I said.
He laughed a little. "Yeah.. he does."
I furrowed my eyes. "What happened to the pissed version of you?" I asked.
He sighed. "I was pissed for no reason, ok?' he asked.
I rolled my eyes. "Uh-huh. Yeah, suree..."
"I'm s-serious..." he trailed off.
Why does he seem so sad, though?
If he says he doesn't care about the kiss and all... aish, I'm feeling pitiful again..
I sighed deeply. I grabbed his hand and started leading him towards home.
"What... what are you doing?" he asked.
"Look at yourself- you're a mess. All that makeup doesn't do you justice. You look uglier than hell," I scoffed.
He didn't say anything, just kept on going with me.
But then he said something-
"Did you... really have your first kiss already?" he asked quietly.
I turned my head back at him and giggled. "You really are jealous," I said.
He turned a little red and denied it, but I knew the truth.
I have just seen a crazier side of Jonghyun. A jealous side of him.
At that time, I thought it was like friendship jealously but I realized it was something way more different...