He Started It by Hitting on Me

My Bad Day

JONGHYUN'S POV
I was so freaking happy when I saw Key coming back from the hospital.
We were at school and my weird friends and I just sat around, doing the usual things we guys would do.
Eating candy.
Except for Onew- he was eating his loverly chicken. Aish, Onew.
It was like the beginning of the day, and class hasn't even started yet so we just ate junk food until it was time to go.
I was sitting around, excited that a couple of new girl students came to our school and I get to show them around...
The janitor's supply closet, that is. Hehe.
Taemin was waiting for school to start to. He said he had some plans to get to see the .
....When will he ever learn that is cruel and scary and won't like anybody anyways? Besides, that Joon bastard rapist is here, so that makes the isolated from many things.
She doesn't really prank me anymore and it's probably because she has a lot on her mind about Joon.
WELL, THANK YOU JOON- NOW I DON'T HAVE TO FACE HER GRUESOME UGLY PRANKS ON ME THAT MAKE ME SMELL LIKE AND ALL THAT CRAP.
When I was thinking about this, guess who enters the school grounds-
"I'm HERE! Anyone miss me?"
And the diva has come back alive.
We all got up and went to Key, being first to jump into Key's arms were Taemin. He literally jumped into them and hugged Key tightly, making cute little noises.
"HYUNG WE HAVE MISSED YOU SOO MUCH. I'M GLAD YOU CAME BACK TO ME, HYUNG. But, Hea Won Noona almost beat me up..."
Key laughed. "It's okay- I'll talk to her about it. I missed you too, Taeminnie~"
Taemin looks at Key for like a moment, and then goes back to hugging him. "I LOVE YOU, HYUNG!"
You baby, get off him. He's MINE.
Minho got him off Key and Taemin was pouting. "Are you that jealous, hyung?' he asked MInho, who wasn't really paying attention to him.
Onew really wasn't paying attention either. It looks like as if he really doesn't want to make eye contact with Key.
Huh. Well, he was a little mean to Key when he visited him, so...
I opened my arms. "My baby has come back to me," I smirked, leaning in towards Key.
He scoffed. "Oh please. I just came here to study."
I rolled my eyes and went towards him, tackling him from behind because he started to run a little.
"No one runs away from Jjong~" I cooed in his ear.
Key fumbled with his hands. "I have a girlfriend, remember?" he smirked.
"Leave her and go for me."
"Psh. In. Your. Dreams."
"All the time," I replied, squeezing him.
He laughed breathlessly.
We hugged for a long time until somebody had to interrupt.
"OKAY. THAT'S ENOUGH NOW."
What? You think it was Taemin who said that? Or did you think it was Hea Won? It's neither, my friends...
Onew grabbed us both and pulled us apart.
I gaped at him. "What happened to your chicken?!" I asked.
He glared at me. "I finished it," he spat. Then he hugged Key.
"I'm sorry, Key," he said quietly. Key smiled and patted him on the back. "It's okay..."
Taemin whined. "Why can't I hug Key hyung like that?" he asked.
"Why don't you hug Minho?" I suggested.
"I hug him all the time. It's boring when I get to hug someone as much as I want. I need a challenge."
That explains a lot when it comes to the and Taemin's obsession for her.
Key and all of us went back to daily routines and all, but something was different.
There were no girls for me to bang.
No.
Girls.
For.
Me.
To.
Bang.
Are.
You.
ing.
Kidding.
Me.
NO ING GIRLS TO ING BANG? LIKE ARE YOU ING KIDDING ME? I NEED THE GIRLS IN MY LIFE SO I COULD BE COMPLETE AND ALL, BUT WITHOUT THEM TO BANG THERE IS NOTHING TO DO IN MY LIFE. I NEED THE GIRLS, I NEED THE GIRLS, I NEED MY ING DAMN GIRLS TO ING HAVE WITH, DAMMIT.
I rocked in a corner after a class. 6 hours without girls to bang and I'm STARVING FOR THEIR S.
I rocked back and forth and back and forth and then shoes come in my vision.
I look up and see Taemin staring down at me. Such a worse time to come to, my little dongsaeng.
He tilted his head to the side. "What's wrong?" he asked.
"M-my ll-love.. i-ii-iss... g-g-gone..." I trailed off, stuttering and haunted by those ugly nasty demeaning words.
Taemin shook his head and kneeled next to me. He patted my back.
"I know right? I knew you would be devastated when I took Mi Young Noona away from you," he sighed.
WHAT THE ARE YOU SAYING, YOU ING LITTLE DONGSAENG.
"WHAT? THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS REFERRING TO. I MEANT THE GIRLS THAT I CAN'T BANG ANYMORE!" I roared.
He took his hand off me and curled up into a ball. "Hyung is gonna kill me- save me, anyone!" he yelled.
The teachers seemed to be nosy and looked out from their doors.
They raised their eyebrows at me.
I laughed nervously. "Ahaha, he's delusional. He uhm, thinks he saw a ghost older than him. Ahaha..."
I picked Taemin up and dragged him in the bathroom.
I sat him down on he floor.
"Hey, stop being a baby and pull yourself together!" I barked.
"You're telling me? You were almost nearly crying for other girls!" Taemin cried.
Dammit, he's so right.
I sighed. "Fine. Why don't we both just stop crying and get through the day?'' I sighed.
The crying stopped and Taemin got up. "OK!" He pecked me on the cheek and went off.
Taemin, I want to be kiss by real girls- just because you look like one doesn't mean I'm going to fall for you.
I sigh as I get out of the bathroom and I look around.
No bait here... DAMN.
There's nothing for me to do now. No girls to bang, I already studied, I hugged Key and flirted with him, Onew and I ually strangled each other for some lunch, Minho and I had a staring contest (Minho won- I don't even think he knew we were having a staring contest), Taemin and I almost got in trouble by crying for girls, and I had no girls to bang.
But there is a person that is left out from this routine that is strangely messed up because there were no girls to bang- the .
I haven't seen her at all today, which I find weird because usually I'd see her like once or the whole freaking day. But today I haven't seen her at all.
Suddenly, a grin appears on my face. I don't know what you're thinking but I'm thinking it's time to GET JIGGY WITH MY PRANKING SKILLS.
I think of several ideas but they seem to babyish and some I even did in the past. Hm... what to do.. what to do...
What should I do that will top that chemical smelling crap she dumped on me?
Hm...
I think I got it.
I ran down the stairs, my face looking devious and I just couldn't seem to stop giggling like an idiot.
I looked at the time. I think that is gonna go to the bathroom
How do I know this? Well whenever the would humiliate me, she's sometimes target me when I'm in the middle of banging someone. I usually get around at like 2 to go in the closet. And that's when the comes out from her class or bathroom.
Even when she hadn't pranked me for a long time, I still can see that she has the urge to get out of class at around 2 p.m. and go to the bathroom.
It's like a daily routine for her. Now, my prank has to do something with the bathroom. So just wait for it...
The comes from her class and doesn't even see I'm here. Muahaha. Oh god, I think I got it from her. Now she's a super . YEAHHHHHH.
She goes into the bathroom and it takes like 5 minutes until I hear a-
PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"AHH!!!"
I wait for the to come out and she does.
And she's really wet.
From head to toe, she has just taken a shower with bathroom water.
And guess what? It was toilet water.
Don't ask how I got into the bathroom- I just did.
Oh I feel SO GOOD now.
She was dripping and she looked so disgusted and surprised. That's when I came out of the shadow and laughed at her face.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- WHO'S LAUGHING NOW? AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" I howled, almost falling on the floor because of laughter.
"Toilet water?" she asked.
I nodded, still laughing.
"I wasn't even that disgusting."
Well then. Not the kind of reaction I was looking for, but I'll take it.
She glared at me, the toilet water on her eyelids. "I will ing kill you after I clean myself-"
Her phone starts to ring then and she pulls it up to her face.
First, her face was pissed off. Now, her eyes were widened and her mouth shut closed and she looked so surprised. More than when I pulled this successful prank.
She gulped and then started to make a run for the door. I don't know why, but I ran after her.
"Wait, where are you going?" I asked, calling out after her.
She still kept on running. I ran faster, and grabbed her wet arm. She struggled. "Let go," she muttered.
"Where are you going?" I asked, ignoring her last comment.
She hesitated. "The hospital," she said.
"Why? Key's already-"
"Well, Key's back there. He just sent me a message," she snapped.
I widened my eyes. "That's impossible- I just saw him a while ago. Who stabbed him now?" I asked.
"He's not stabbed. He said someone else was. So I have to go-"
"Let me take you," I blurt out.
"What?" she asked.
"Let me take you to the hospital. Because it's far so.. yeah."
She furrowed her eyes but shrugged. "OK."
I led her to my car and told her to get in. She did and we both drove off to the hospital.
Once we got inside, we saw Key sitting in a chair, looking as pained as ever. And just a couple of hours ago, I was flirting with him.
"Key, what happened?" I asked.
He looked up at me, his eyes already teary and deadly. He pointed at the window that showed a hospital room.
I furrowed my eyes but the and I slowly encountered the window.
And who did we see in an air mask and blood gushing everywhere?
The beloved innocent girlfriend of Key.
I'm just gonna say that what happened next was so surprising to me. But I guess it would've happened one day or another.
The , had gone crazy.