He Started It by Hitting on Me

Happy Birthday, Mi Young!

you, Jonghyun.
I really despise you right now.
Like I didn't despise you enough already.
God, when I was just thinking of being nice to him...
it, that doesn't matter anymore. I now know he wasn't playing any games with me.
It was all me who was really psycho.
It's like a permanent for me to be psycho.
Aish.
Wanna know something?
It's my birthday. Yup, it's my birthday. I'm 18.
So, I'm an adult.
Great, now I can change my name and leave my mother.
I should be so happy.
But I'm not.
Because I ing have school on my birthday.
Amazing, isn't it?
Fate really does hate me. DAMN YOU, FATE. DAMN YOU.
Anyways, when I went to school Hea Won and Key are already there to say happy birthday to me.
Hea Won jumps up and down and hugs me so tightly I couldn't breathe. She yelled in my ear, "Happy Birthday!"
Great. On my birthday, I get suffocated and an ear infection.
Key smiled at me and opened his arms so he can give me a hug.
"Come here, Mi Young~" he said.
When he stepped forward, I stepped back.
He blinked at me.
He stepped forward. I stepped back. He stepped forward. I stepped back.
Finally, he sighed and folded his arms. "Obey your umma, Mi Young!"
I folded my arms. "Oh Umma, don't you know I don't like guys touching me?" I asked.
"But I'm not a guy- I'm your Umma," he says, opening his arms again.
Then he leaned in forward and I kept stepping back, but he caught me anyways and pulled me in for a big hug.
He squeezed me and I kept having a non-expressional face on, while I saw Hea Won impatiently wait for Key to stop.
After like a minute, Hea Won grabbed Key and told him that's enough.
Ouch. Jealous much?
Key smirked at her and went,"Don't worry, we'll do something better than hugging after school, ok?"
Ew. I'm freaking right in front of you guys- please keep your mouths shut.
But I didn't know they were talking about something way different...
At school, many other people said happy birthday to me, which they do all the time but I never knew why.
Hea Won said it's because they think that if they don't say happy birthday to me, then I will kill them all and they don't want to die.
Oh. That's GREAT!
Ohoho, I love when people fear me- it makes me feel so unstoppable. Ahaha.
School went on quickly, and I was so glad school was ending because then I could go home and sleep for 30 minutes until my son of a Mother comes home and gives me cake and all.
Oh, and lots of clothes.
I do get presents on my birthday. From my mother, Hea Won, and Key and my Dad sends stuff to me. I make sure my Mom doesn't find out though.
After school, I started walking home by myself because Hea Won and Key were having their annual make-out sessions again. Aish, when is it ever going to stop?
I'm in the neighborhood already and by that time, Hea Won texts me.
Mi Young! I need you to come over to my house. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE? Ok, bye :D
I wouldn't come. I wouldn't have come but if I didn't, I swear Hea Won and her damn puppy eyes will be cursing me tomorrow and the rest of my whole freaking life.
This is why I need to go.
So I go into where her street is, and I find her house there looking big as ever. Huh. It really hasn't changed. I go in front of her house and ring the doorbell.
No one answers.
I do it again but no one comes and freaking opens the door. What the hell? She wanted me to come but there's no one to open the door? Then might as well break in then.
I twisted the doorknob which was surprisingly open and I went in the house.
It was dark. Aish. Are they going green now?
I switch the light back on and out comes like a million people yelling, "Happy Birthday!"
I look at them for a really long time and I slowly try to open the door to get out of here but only to find it locked. Damn, Hea Won must've locked it when it was dark.
Hea Won comes up to me and says again happy birthday.
I just glare at her and she knows I'm pissed off.
One thing to know: I don't like parties. They could go suck my yellow . I really never had fun at parties. Yes I have been invited to parties and I always have to come to them. I'm not that isolated from people.
Hea Won smiles at me. "Come on! These people didn't come for nothing!"
I raised an eyebrow. "How much did you pay them?" I asked.
She looked at the floor. "I didn't pay them," she muttered.
"Then what did you do?" I sighed.
"I told them there would be many varieties of cakes," she answered.
Of course these people wouldn't come for me- it's for cake.
I looked at her very carefully. Then I passed her. "You're lucky I like cake," I told her.
She squealed and then put her hands on my shoulders. "Wah~ I love you Mi Young~"
"Yeah, yeah," I muttered.
The party was loud... and rated.
Make-outs everywhere. Aish- get a room- there's like hundreds of rooms everywhere. I stay on the couch, the only sanitized place in the whole house. Where's the cake...?
Hea Won sat down next to me ad smiled. "I think you're gonna like this," she whispered.
What is it now?
Suddenly, Key clapped his hands. Everyone looked at him. He was covering a door with his body and smiled really widely.
"The entertainment has arrived everyone! I think you'll be most surprised when you find out it's..."
He stepped out of the way and you know who's standing there?
Jonghyun.
Oh, not just Jonghyun.
Jonghyun the Dinosaur.
He was in a dinosaur suit and had his arms folded, looking pissed than ever. I bet Key and Hea Won put this on him.
Everyone laughed and some said, "AWW!"
Aww? What's so 'aww' about this?
IT'S SO DAMN FUNNY! HE'S IN A FREAKING DINOSAUR COSTUME! BECAUSE HE'S A FREAKING DINO-HEAD!
HAHAHAHA!
He was walking with his dinosaur feet, making big thumps and he went in front of me.
I looked up at him.
He looked down at me.
I could tell in his eyes he wasn't enjoying this. But I was.
He sighed and spent a really long time until he got out some words.
"What may I do to please you?" he asked quietly.
I held in my laughter but many other people just laughed out loud.
He looked so embarrassed, just like yesterday when I pulled down his pants.
Wanna know what his boxers were?
...
Dinosaurs.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, the irony.
He was just standing in front of me, looking impatient and so tortured. Why are you looking so tortured? I didn't even do anything yet. The fun is just about to start.
I put a hand next to my cheek. "I would like you to..."
Before I can even finish my sentence, I look at his eyes. Deep in his eyes is full embarrassment. He really doesn't want to be doing this. But Hea Won and Key made him do it. For me.
I sighed. "I would like you to get away from me and do whatever you want to do here to any of the girls," I sighed.
He furrowed his eyes. "Wha-"
I got up. "I already got the pleasure of seeing you in a dinosaur suit. You could take it off and bang as many girls as you want. Enjoy," I said, passing him and going out the door.
Before I closed it, I heard Hea Won say, "Mi Youn-"
But too late. I closed it.
I walked away from Hea Won's house and started to walk home. I had my arms folded and I was looking down at the floor.
I'm so mad... I didn't get any cake. DAMMIT.
I didn't feel like walking anymore, so I just sat on these stairs that lead to a lower level of a park.
I sat on the steps and dug my feet into the inches of snow there were on the ground.
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to-
"Hey ."
I look up and find Jonghyun panting a little. He was still in his dinosaur suit.
He looked down at me. "Why... didn't you want to embarrass me?' he asked.
I shrugged. "I don't know- I was too lazy to."
He rolled his eyes. "Tell me the real reason," he sighed.
I sighed.
"I already got you yesterday. There's no point in getting you today when I embarrassed you a lot yesterday. So, I thought that I should lay off today since it is my birthday. You should be glad," I told him.
He sat down next to me. He smiled. "That's very nice of you," he chuckled.
Nice? Was that nice? Was I nice?
....
Oh my god, I was nice.
I didn't let him do anything embarrassing because that dinosaur suit was enough.
Usually, I'd make him do something and he'd hate me even more.
Does he hate me still? Or does he like me as a friend?
Whatever. I don't need to know.
I look at him staring back at me.
"You know that dinosaur suit fits you? It goes great with your image," I say.
He rolled his eyes. "You should have your hair all around your face and you should be more pale. Then people will mistake for the Grudge," he smirked.
I smiled at him. "You're a bastard, you know that?" I asked.
He laughed. "I know."
There was silence between us. "You know... this dinosaur suit is my present to you," he coughed.
I looked at him and laughed. "I'm okay with that. If you wanna know, this is the best present I've ever got."
His eyes lit up. "Really?" he asked.
I nodded. "Why?" he asked.
"Because that's the only thing I liked from all the other presents I got," I answered.
He was taken aback at this. "That's... the most nicest thing you ever said to me...so far."
I smirked at him. "What? You think I'll be saying nicer things in the future?" I asked.
He nodded. "I'm pretty sure you'll be nice to me in the future. And maybe even fall in love with me-"
I pushed his head away. "You're still ugly. I wouldn't fall for a guy like you," I scoffed.
He rubbed his head.
There was actually another question in my mind.
"Why didn't you pick up your pants after I pulled it down?" I asked.
He scratched his dinosaur head. "Uhm, I thought I deserved it after I falsely accused you of telling everyone I gave you Valentine. So, I just kept it there until you were out of sight," he answered.
Wow... that's so... nice of him.
DAMMIT, HE'S NICE AGAIN.
I was amused by this. "You're too nice," I sighed.
"Well you're too mean," he stuck his tongue out at me.
I stuck my tongue out back at him.
Silence...
You know, I think this is the best time to-
"Hey, let's go to a cake store," I say, getting up.
"What? Why?" he asked.
"Well it's my birthday... duh," I scoffed.
"But... why are you taking me?" he asked.
I smiled at him. "Because... you're my friend that's why," I answered nicely.
He opened his mouth at my sudden niceness but I just grab his arm and start pulling him to the cake store.
"Now that's the nicest thing you have ever said to me," Jonghyun said.
I sighed. "Okay then..."
"By the way, I didn't bang any girls at the party," he whispered.
"Oh no, such a big crisis! Kim Jonghyun didn't bang any girls?!" I yelled.
"You're too loud!" he hissed.
That's the whole point, man.
"Hehe," I laughed.
"Yeah, you're such a great friend," he sarcastically said.
Aren't I?